Gramm Jokes
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The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied...
"Yeah, right!"
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Where do Grammar n**... get put on trial?
You're*-emburg
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Grammar is important...
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Grammar
Teacher: I don't like your grammar.
Student: Why? She's a nice old lady!
Grammar tip
Farther = physical distance
Further = metaphorical distance
Father = emotional distance
What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?
SYNONYM ROLLS!
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But when the Grammar n**...'s came for me, their was no one left to help.
Grammatical error
My friend was peer-reviewing my essay on the Russian Revolution in class today, when he pointed out that I had written lenin instead of Lenin. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "You never capitalize lenin."
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When grammar n**... correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.
You can say I'm passive, aggressive.
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Grammar n**... are self-contradictory
Because they are anti-semantic.
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Grammar n**... see things only two ways
The r**... way or the wrong way
Grammar joke
I told my girlfriend "sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me" she said "Honey, are you prepositioning me?"
In grammar school, most unplanned pregnancies happen early on
...before anyone knows how to use the colon.
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What do grammar n**... order at Burger King?
Two Whoppers Junior
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Say what you will about grammar n**...
At least they aren't anti-semantic.
Why is grammar class the most boring?
It puts all the students in a ,
Grammatically Correct but Women Hate It
Periods.
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Grammar n**... really make me fuhrious.
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
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Where can Grammar n**... find asylum?
Grammargentina
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Some grammar n**... told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect.
They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too.
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Grammer n**... are the worse.
Thank you four you're time.
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How many grammar n**...'s does it take to change a light bulb
How many grammar n**... does it take to change a light bulb?
FTFY.
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Gramm One Liners
Which gramm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gramm? I can suggest the ones about constantly and grammar.
- Why does Lou Gramm wear glasses? He has *Double Vision*.
