The Best 58 Gramm Jokes

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The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied...

"Yeah, right!"

Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial?


^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry...


Grammar is important...


Gramm joke, Grammar is important...


Teacher: I don't like your grammar.

Student: Why? She's a nice old lady!

Grammar Nazis are just like women...

One missed period and they lose their minds.

Grammar tip

Farther = physical distance

Further = metaphorical distance

Father = emotional distance

What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?


Gramm joke, What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

But when the Grammar Nazi's came for me, their was no one left to help.

Grammatical error

My friend was peer-reviewing my essay on the Russian Revolution in class today, when he pointed out that I had written lenin instead of Lenin. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "You never capitalize lenin."

When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.

You can say I'm passive, aggressive.

Grammar Nazis are self-contradictory

Because they are anti-semantic.

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Grammar Nazis see things only two ways

The Reich way or the wrong way

Grammar joke

I told my girlfriend "sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me" she said "Honey, are you prepositioning me?"

In grammar school, most unplanned pregnancies happen early on

...before anyone knows how to use the colon.

What do grammar nazis order at Burger King?

Two Whoppers Junior

Say what you will about grammar nazis

At least they aren't anti-semantic.

Why is grammar class the most boring?

It puts all the students in a ,

Grammatically Correct but Women Hate It


Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum?


Some grammar Nazis told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect.

They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too.

Grammer nazis are the worse.

Thank you four you're time.

How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb

How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?


What do Grammar Nazis support?

The Third Write

Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights?

Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright.

They're really just "Grammer Nazis"

But the media keeps calling them "Alt-Write"

Why does Lou Gramm wear glasses?

He has *Double Vision*.

Who do grammar nazis hang out with now?

The alt-write.

Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet?

Because English majors have no jobs.

How do you get an grammer nazi's attention?

That. That is how.

Grammar Nazis no longer exist

Their called the Alt-Write now

How do you get an grammar nazi's attention?

That. That is how.

[Grammar Police Job Interview]

Interviewer: "What is you're greatest strength?"
Candidate: " **Your** "
Interviewer: "When can you start?!"

What do Grammar Nazis call their movement?

The Alt-Write.

If grammar nerds had a convention... would be called Lexicon.

Why are grammar nazis always so contradicting?

Because they're on their period.

I have two different grammar teachers teaching me conflicting things.

Sometimes I just don't know whom to believe.

What does a grammarian call Santa's Elves?

Subordinate Clauses.

Where do grammar Nazis fall on the political compass?


Grammar lesson

Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"

My grammar is so bad

That I fell in a good....

I want to get better at grammar so I was reading about the indefinite article.

It went on forever.

What are the Grammar Nazis responsible for?

The destruction of countless lifes.

Where are all my grammar Nazis at

Probably in he'll

Grammar Nazis should be locked up!

There textual predators!

Gramma and laptop

My gramma thought my laptop was a scale
She weighed 300$

Grammatically, S is a very important letter

It's the difference between being a ladies man and a lady man.

How many grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Who do grammar Nazis talk to when they need to work through their problems?

A they're/there/theirapist

What did the grammar Nazi's friend say to console them?

There, they're, their

Where do Grammar Nazis take their victims?

To conjugation camps...

Grammar is weird

yes, it's

My grammar may be poor, but my grilling is impeccable.

I'd steak my reputation on that.

Grammer contractions are important

You can't put a you will log on your fire.

We are not grammar Nazis,

We are grammar guardian angels.

How many grammar nazis are needed to change a lightbulb?


I've had it all with the grammar nazis

We should not tolerate antisemanticism.

Why did the grammar teacher go to jail for so long?

He had a run-on sentence.

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