Grains Rice Jokes
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Heartwarming Grains Rice Jokes that Make You Laugh
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A man exclaims, "I would die to fulfill my quest.. to create the perfect grain blend. I would make..
..the ultimate sack of rice."
What does Supertramp do after buying rice?
They take the long-grain home.
An African man was found lying on the ground with a grain of rice next to him in the morning, what happened?
He was vomiting the whole night.
What does two rice grains in the sink mean?
Some Somalian has been up all night puking.
What kind of grains do white supremacists like to eat?
Alt-rice
Received a christmas card todah, inside there was nothing but grains of rice.
It was from Uncle Ben.
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What happens when a Chinese person puts a grain of rice on his head?
He gets lice in his hair.
how do you know a Ethiopian beens drinking?
There's 2 grains of rice in the sink
Satan Visits Three Men on a Boat
Note: This works with any race or ethnic background, but I will tell it as I first heard it.
There are three men on a boat. A Macedonian, a Bulgarian, and an Albanian. Mr. Satan shows up and tells them that he will kill them if they can't throw something he can't find into the ocean. The Albanian throws in a grain of rice. Satan jumps in the water and comes back with the rice after a few hours. He kills the Albanian. The Bulgarian throws a grain of sand into the ocean. After a few days, Satan retrieves it and kills the Bulgarian. Satan looks expectantly at the Macedonian, who then proceeds to throw an Alka-Seltzer into the ocean.
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