The Best 51 Grain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grain jokes. There are some grain harvest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grain crops puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grain Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What does a farmer do at a strip club?

Make it grain.

My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake...

...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.

Grain joke, My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake...

I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila

So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt...

People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars.

But I take it with a grain of salt.


My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high

but I take everything with a grain of salt.

I hate cereal killers

they go against the grain

Grain joke, I hate cereal killers

If u stand in the pouring grain....

Your gonna get all wheat!

Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia

Communist China:
WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN

Soviet reply:
WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS

Communist China:
SEND BELTS

You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education.

I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain.

Two grains of sand going through the desert

Suddenly one tells the other: "Dude, i think we're being followed."

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Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache

Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine

Have you heard the one about the grain farmer?

It was corny.

An African man was found lying on the ground with a grain of rice next to him in the morning, what happened?

He was vomiting the whole night.

The internet is a scary place. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this

.

(It's a grain of salt)

My goodness, said the grain of wheat as she awoke and found herself in a loaf of bread...

I've been reaped.

Grain joke, My goodness, said the grain of wheat as she awoke and found herself in a loaf of bread...

You hear about the legendary musical duo that started a grain transportation company?

Haulin' Oats

Two musicians were hired to drive a grain truck

They were Hall and Oates

When you go off gluten...

...you really go against the grain!


What it the most popular food in the world?

I think it's salt but you should take it with a grain of salt.
-- (Be gentle I made it up...)

I take ice...

with a grain of salt

I got in the way at the silo when they were pouring grain.

I got all wheat.

What do you call a hockey-player-turned-farmer whose silo leaks?

Grain Wetzsky

I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today.

I took it with a Grain of Salt.

What do you call a hockey player in a leaky barn?

Grain Wetzsky

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake.

Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

Maria had 3 children, snowflake, sand, and brick.

One day snowflake goes to her mom and asks her: Mom, why am I called snowflake? Then the mother replies: Because when you were born, a snowflake fell on your head. The next day goes Sand and asks: Mom, why am I called Sand? And the mother replies: Because when you were born, a small grain of sand fell on your head. The next day goes brick and asks: gyefagcxheufrhd

How did the Jewish man make grain into beer?

Hebrew

I'm devastated that my son has chosen a career in finance rather than taking over the family wheat farm.

He's going against the grain.

If at first you don't succeed...

Try a grain.

I always take life with a grain of salt

plus a slice of lemon...

...and a shot of tequila.

What do you call the single grain of corn on the tree?

Acorn

Why don't hipsters like bread?

Because they prefer to go against the grain.

What is worse than a pebble in your shoe?

A grain of sand in the condom.

In Hollywood, all facts are supposed to be taken with a grain of...

Coke

I was thinking of making puns about grain...

But most people can *barley* stand it.



Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry

A man exclaims, "I would die to fulfill my quest.. to create the perfect grain blend. I would make..

..the ultimate sack of rice."

70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased.

Take it with a grain of salt.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says 'Doctor, I have this terrible fear that I'm going to be eaten by a chicken.'

I feel like a grain of corn trapped in a man's body.'

The doctor says 'Don't worry, we can help you.'

Months go by and after many therapies the doctor says 'We've done everything we could to help you and now I can safely say that you don't feel like a grain anymore.'

The man says '*I* know that, doctor, but the chicken doesn't.'

What do you call a whole grain that's zero calories but is rarely used?

Weird flax but 0k

Building grain processing facilities is a lucrative business

I'm hoping to make a mill by the end of the year.

What's the most magical grain for college students?

Uni corn

Where do grains of wheat sleep?

In a breadroom

What do you call inbreeding grain?

Purebred

I inherited hypertension from my granny.

She taught me to take everything with a grain of salt.

Who is a grain harvester's favorite musical artist?

Hall'n Oates

What did the psychologist say to the bread addict?

"You need to grain some self control there!"

I didn't feel like cooking tonight, so I made a sandwich for dinner

It wasn't so much as a sandwich as much as it was just bread.

I guess more just grain.

Fermented grain.

Distilled, fermented grain.

I had whisky for dinner tonight.

Why aren't gluten free people mainstream?

The go against the grain.

What do you call a stupid grain?

A half wheat!

Call me crazy, but I think if someone tells you how they feel they should also be required to provide you with a common food seasoning.

That's just my opinion though, so take it with a grain of salt.

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