Grain Farmer Jokes
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A farmer visits the doctor...
A farmer goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, whenever I plough my fields I get a terrible headache"
The doctor says: "It's a migraine"
The farmer replies: "No it's my grain and why are you talking in an Italian accent?"
You shouldn't worry about headaches
I mean, it's all in your head.
I'm a greedy farmer who gets really bad headaches
They're my grains
Two farmers were betting on a horse race.
They put up some of their grain crops for the gamble. One of the farmers is better at math and so kept a tally. At the end of the day, the other farmer asked the first one if overall they had won or lost anything. The other one responded: "we lost, but just barley."
A farmer was taking a nap under grains and was arrested for perjury
For lying under oats
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What does a farmer do at a s**... club?
Make it grain.
A farmer was wandering around the ranch
He stopped at regular intervals along his wire fence, mumbling to himself.
"Hey Howard, what's up?" His neighbor cruised by on a pickup truck.
"Bill, there's something wrong with my fence." He points to the vertical piece of wood which held up the wire.
"This is exactly identical to the next! Right down to the imperfect knots and slanted grain!"
Bill hops off and puts on his reading glasses.
"Egad!" He exclaims. "You're right! It seems like this place is full of reposts!"
Some random farmer stole all of my wheat.
Talk about ill-gotten grains.
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