The Best 36 Graham Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Graham jokes. There are some graham parker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these graham wallace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Graham Jokes and Puns

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

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I was at a Real Ale festival the other day

and I got talking to a bloke who knew loads about beer, he was telling me about all the different aromas and brewing processes.

I said, "You sound like a connoisseur."

He said, "No, my name's Graham."

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Graham joke, What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chain Potok meets Billy Graham

"Hi, I'm Billy"

"Chaim Potok"

"Nice to meet you Potok"

"Nice to meet you Chaim"


Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre?

He was always phoning it in.

Graham joke, Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre?

Graham has withdrawn from the Republican nomination race. Some people worry that he'll send his voters to Trump.

All three of them.

What do you call a racist grandmother?

Graham Cracker

Who holds the record for most saves at Yankee Stadium?

Billy Graham

I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said...

How did you get this number?

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my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor

he's a man after my own heart

-masai graham

Wanna hear my campfire jokes?

They're straight fire

Wanna hear s'more?

I deal crackers by the graham

Does anyone know where to find about 454 graham crackers?

I'm making a pound cake for dessert

Chuck Norris jokes

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Black Cashier: Want to buy a graham cracker?

White Customer: A gram of what? And please don't call me a "cracker", it's racist.

Graham joke, Black Cashier: Want to buy a graham cracker?

What do you call it when a graham cracker, a marshmallow, and a piece of chocolate have sex?

A smorgy.

What do you call someone who's jealous of the pictures on your Instagram?

Graham Greene

What is a Racist Old Lady's favorite snack?

A Graham Cracker.


TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that

he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

What do you call a dog that sings?

Kelly Barckson.

(Am Belgian, sorry if this joke already existed. Came up with it while watching the Graham Norton show where she performed last week.)

Who was Alexander Graham Bellski?

The first telephone Pole

What do Billy Graham and the Detroit Lions have in common?

Both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell, "JESUS CHRIST!"

Billy Graham and Stephen Hawking meet each other in the afterlife.

That was Amazing! Billy says to Stephen.
It sure was, let's do that again! Only this time I get to be the bad cop.

Alexander Graham Kowolczyk...

The inventor of the telephone pole.

We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone...

But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.

Wanna buy a graham cracker?

A gram of what? And don't call me that, it's racist

Brett Kavanaugh's closet is so full of skeletons...

Lindsey Graham can barely breathe in there.

I carry a box of graham crackers wherever I go.

So I'm always ready for an Insta graham.

A graham cracker, a marshmallow, and a chocolate bar are lonely by a campfire.

They need s'more friends.

Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone

The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.

What does Senator Graham use for lube?

Lindsay Oil.

Why were graham crackers invented joke

Joke or not the graham crackers were simply a vehicle for delivering marshmallows and chocolate. Sylvester Graham tried to stop his followers from getting frisky by inventing a bland, biscuit-like cracker to cure masturbation and quell sexual urges in 1829.

Trump, Cruz and Graham is sitting in a restaurant and the waiter comes over and asks...

Is everything alt right?

What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

They can both make crowds of 100,000 stand up and yell Jesus.

John the archaeologist is digging under a theatre and discovers 5 pots of gold coins...

Ecstatic, he tells his lead archaeologist

"Graham, I've found 3 pots of gold coins!"

"What's that John? You've found 2 pots of gold coins?"

"That's what I said, a whole pot of gold coins!"

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