Graham Jokes

Funniest Graham Short Jokes

Short graham jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graham humour may include short rick grimes jokes also.

1. What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
   When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
2. What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common? Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
3. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta
4. Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a "no bell" prize.
5. Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
6. Trump, Cruz and Graham is sitting in a restaurant and the waiter comes over and asks... Is everything alt right?
7. Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
8. Wanna hear my campfire jokes? They're straight fire
   Wanna hear s'more?
   I deal crackers by the graham
9. We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
10. Does anyone know where to find about 454 graham crackers? I'm making a pound cake for dessert

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Graham One Liners

Which graham one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graham? I can suggest the ones about gram and grain.

1. What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
2. Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? The first telephone Pole
3. I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set.
4. What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... "wokka wokka"
5. What do you call someone who's jealous of the pictures on your Instagram? Graham Greene
6. Who holds the record for most saves at Yankee Stadium? Billy Graham
7. I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?
8. I carry a box of graham crackers wherever I go. So I'm always ready for an Insta graham.
9. What's Lindsay Graham's favorite kind of crackers? Rapists 😀
10. Alexander Graham Kowolczyk... The inventor of the telephone pole.
11. When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
12. What's Graham Norton's favorite kind of alcohol? a COCKtail
13. What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!
14. Your momma so big. She broke Graham's number
15. What does Senator Graham use for l**...? Lindsay Oil.

Alexander Graham Jokes

Here is a list of funny alexander graham jokes and even better alexander graham puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
• Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in.

Billy Graham Jokes

Here is a list of funny billy graham jokes and even better billy graham puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Billy Graham and Stephen Hawking meet each other in the afterlife. That was Amazing! Billy says to Stephen.
  It sure was, let's do that again! Only this time I get to be the bad cop.
• Chain Potok meets Billy Graham "Hi, I'm Billy"
  "Chaim Potok"
  "Nice to meet you Potok"
  "Nice to meet you Chaim"

Graham Norton Jokes

Here is a list of funny graham norton jokes and even better graham norton puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a dog that sings? Kelly Barckson.
  (Am Belgian, sorry if this joke already existed. Came up with it while watching the Graham Norton show where she performed last week.)

Fun-Filled Graham Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about graham you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make graham pranks.