Graham Cracker Jokes
22 graham cracker jokes and hilarious graham cracker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about graham cracker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Graham Cracker Short Jokes
Short graham cracker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graham cracker humour may include short graham jokes also.
- Wanna hear my campfire jokes? They're straight fire
Wanna hear s'more?
I deal crackers by the graham - Does anyone know where to find about 454 graham crackers? I'm making a pound cake for dessert
- What do you call it when a graham c**..., a marshmallow, and a piece of chocolate have s**...? A smorgy.
- Black Cashier: Want to buy a graham c**...? White Customer: A gram of what? And please don't call me a "c**...", it's racist.
- A graham c**..., a marshmallow, and a chocolate bar are lonely by a campfire. They need s'more friends.
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Graham Cracker One Liners
Which graham cracker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graham cracker? I can suggest the ones about cracker and christmas cracker.
- What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... "wokka wokka"
- I carry a box of graham crackers wherever I go. So I'm always ready for an Insta graham.
- What's Lindsay Graham's favorite kind of crackers? Rapists 😀
- What is a Racist Old Lady's favorite snack? A Graham c**....
- What do you call a racist grandmother? Graham c**...
- Wanna buy a graham c**...? A gram of what? And don't call me that, it's racist
- What's the best Halloween costume at UVA this year? A Graham c**...
Graham Cracker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about graham cracker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corn flakes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make graham cracker pranks.
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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Why were graham crackers invented joke
Joke or not the graham crackers were simply a vehicle for delivering marshmallows and chocolate. Sylvester Graham tried to stop his followers from getting frisky by inventing a bland, biscuit-like c**... to cure m**... and quell s**... urges in 1829.
Converting Units:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League