Graft Jokes
18 graft jokes and hilarious graft puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about graft that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Jokes about skin and bone grafting may not be for everyone, but for those of us who have had reconstruction or reconstructive surgery, this article will provide a good chuckle. Read about the cockeyed view of grafting from the perspective of someone who has experienced it.
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Funniest Graft Short Jokes
Short graft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The graft humour may include short transplant jokes also.
- I had an operation to improve my hearing, where the surgeon grafted pig's ears to side of the head.
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But all I could hear was crackling. - A friend of mine had a pigs ear grafted to his head after losing an ear in a boating accident. Unfortunately his hearing never recovered. He could only hear crackling.
- Can I take a skin graft from my b**... and put it on someone who isn't related? a**... skin for a friend
- A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids. They used his f**... to graft eyelids.
The poor kid is now cockeyed. - Is it acceptable to take the epidermis from your b**... and graft it onto a buddy? a**... skin for a friend.
- Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his f**... for an eyelid skin graft.
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***Now the poor guy is c**...-eyed*** - Do you know if it's possible to have a skin graft from your buttocks and donate to someone who isn't a relative? a**... skin for a friend.
- If someone gets burn damage and needs a skin graft, can I donate buttock tissue to help them? a**... skin for a friend.
- You read about the boy born with no eyelids? They used his f**... to shape and graft eyelids his face. They said he'd be alright until puberty, but may wind up a little c**...-eyed.
- Is it possible to give a skin-graft from your buttocks to somebody that isn't family? a**...-skin for a friend
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Graft One Liners
Which graft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with graft? I can suggest the ones about grant and heart transplant.
- Did you hear about the kid that got a skin graft from a pig? Pork kid
- What is a plastic surgeon's favorite activity at summer camp? arts and grafts.
- Can b**... skin be donated for skin grafts? a**...-skin for a friend.
- True vegans don't make s**...... They do grafting.
Amusing Graft Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about graft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make graft pranks.
A husband and wife are in a car c**...
They are both badly injured, but recover soon enough. However, the wife's face was badly injured during the c**... and she needs a skin graft to replace the skin on her cheeks.
The doctor says "The good news is, we know just the place to find the skin for your cheeks." He turns to the husband and says, "The bad news, however, is that the skin needs to come from your buttocks."
The husband quickly agrees. The wife says, "Honey, are you sure?" He says, "Of course, you're my wife, I would do anything for you!"
And so, the operation occurs. The wife's face is as restored as can be.
A while later, the wife says "Honey, how can I ever thank you for this?"
"You don't need to. I get all the satisfaction I need when my dear mother-in-law kisses your cheek."
The plastic surgeon
A plastic surgeon walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've been wondering... Can you successfully transfer a skin graft off one person's b**... to another person who isn't related to the donor?" the bartender asks. "a**... skin for a friend."
An uncircumcised friend of mine had to have plastic surgery on his eyelids after a severe burn to his face and the doctor used his f**... for the graft...
The doctor was able to save his sight but now he is a little cockeyed.
Did you hear about the baby that was born without eyelids?
Luckily the doctors were able to graft him a new pair from his f**.... The operation was a success, however now the baby's a little cockeyed.
My cousin was born without eye lids
My cousin was born without eye lids so when they circimsised him they used his f**... to graft eyelids for him. The surgery went fine but he's a little cockeyed now.
Boy Born Without Eyelids Undergoes Graft Surgery Using His Own f**...
Doctors say, "He's fine now, just a little c**...-eyed."
