Graft Jokes

Jokes about skin and bone grafting may not be for everyone, but for those of us who have had reconstruction or reconstructive surgery, this article will provide a good chuckle. Read about the cockeyed view of grafting from the perspective of someone who has experienced it.

Amusing Graft Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

Can I take a skin graft from my b**... and put it on someone who isn't related?

a**... skin for a friend

A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids.

They used his f**... to graft eyelids.

The poor kid is now cockeyed.

Is it acceptable to take the epidermis from your b**... and graft it onto a buddy?

a**... skin for a friend.

A husband and wife are in a car c**...

They are both badly injured, but recover soon enough. However, the wife's face was badly injured during the c**... and she needs a skin graft to replace the skin on her cheeks.

The doctor says "The good news is, we know just the place to find the skin for your cheeks." He turns to the husband and says, "The bad news, however, is that the skin needs to come from your buttocks."

The husband quickly agrees. The wife says, "Honey, are you sure?" He says, "Of course, you're my wife, I would do anything for you!"

And so, the operation occurs. The wife's face is as restored as can be.

A while later, the wife says "Honey, how can I ever thank you for this?"

"You don't need to. I get all the satisfaction I need when my dear mother-in-law kisses your cheek."

An uncircumcised friend of mine had to have plastic surgery on his eyelids after a severe burn to his face and the doctor used his f**... for the graft...

The doctor was able to save his sight but now he is a little cockeyed.

The plastic surgeon

A plastic surgeon walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've been wondering... Can you successfully transfer a skin graft off one person's b**... to another person who isn't related to the donor?" the bartender asks. "a**... skin for a friend."

Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids?

They used his f**... for an eyelid skin graft.






***Now the poor guy is c**...-eyed***

Graft joke, Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids?

Do you know if it's possible to have a skin graft from your buttocks and donate to someone who isn't a relative?

a**... skin for a friend.

Did you hear about the baby that was born without eyelids?

Luckily the doctors were able to graft him a new pair from his f**.... The operation was a success, however now the baby's a little cockeyed.

Did you hear about the kid that got a skin graft from a pig?

Pork kid

If someone gets burn damage and needs a skin graft, can I donate buttock tissue to help them?

a**... skin for a friend.

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My cousin was born without eye lids

My cousin was born without eye lids so when they circimsised him they used his f**... to graft eyelids for him. The surgery went fine but he's a little cockeyed now.

You read about the boy born with no eyelids? They used his f**... to shape and graft eyelids his face.

They said he'd be alright until puberty, but may wind up a little c**...-eyed.

Boy Born Without Eyelids Undergoes Graft Surgery Using His Own f**...

Doctors say, "He's fine now, just a little c**...-eyed."

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the graft medics puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working graft skin graft piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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