The Best 35 Graffiti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Graffiti jokes. There are some graffiti assessment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these graffiti textbooks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Graffiti Jokes and Puns

I have a feeling that I'll be fired from my job at the graffiti removal company.

The writing is on the wall.

I feel very strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles

So I have signed a partition

I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.

Now that is bold.

Graffiti joke, I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.

A Texas man is on vacation in Europe..

As he walks along with a tour guide, they come across some graffiti where someone has spray painted 'Yankee go home!"

The tour guide flustered and a bit embarrassed, said 'sorry you had to see that'

The Texan said 'don't worry, where I'm from we don't like them either'

Her: I'm leaving. I'm sick of your constant mansplaining. I'm surprised you didn't see the writing on the wall.

Me: It's called graffiti, Karen.

I saw graffiti in a bathroom that said: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I DID YOUR DAD!"

Underneath someone replied:

"Go home mom. You're drunk."

My graffiti-artist girlfriend just left me

I should have really seen the writing on the wall.

Graffiti joke, My graffiti-artist girlfriend just left me

Word on the street is


My 1st cake day, here's my favourite joke for you all:

Graffiti artist writes on the wall: Person who wrote this is brilliant and person who read this is a idiot.

Dave (you know Dave, everybody knows Dave) who used to walk by this sign everyday got angrier and angrier whenever he read this sign.

So one day Dave got an amazing idea, so that night he went to that wall. He cleared up the graffiti and wrote.

*Person who wrote this is an idiot & Person who read this is brilliant*

At the men's bathroom of the local college...

... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:

"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."

One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.

The graffiti wrote "Mickey Sucks".

The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.

The bad news is, the urine is from Goofy.

The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.

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I always knew my buddy wanted to be a graffiti artist.

I could see the writing on the wall.

Stopping graffiti has become unmanageable around here

So far the only effort to reduce it has been a complete wash.

In the physics department's bathroom

There is a stall that has graffiti on the wall. The graffiti reads "Werner Heisenberg may have been here."

Modern art is just like graffiti

Its very ugly and you find it everywhere

Someone has been spraying graffiti of what appears to be corporate ledgers all around my neighborhood.

And the words of the profits are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.

Graffiti joke, Someone has been spraying graffiti of what appears to be corporate ledgers all around my neighborhoo

I think my sister is an out-of-control ornithologist

Literally EVERYWHERE I go in our town I see graffiti saying that she has big tits and swallows.

I should have known what I was getting into when I volunteered to help clean off the graffiti.

The writing was on the wall.

I tried to graffiti a train today

I don't know how some people get such good artwork, I could barely keep up with the cars.

TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter.

So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence.

I could tell I had an older sibling, even before I was born.

There was graffiti in the womb.

I found this written on a basketball hoop

Things I hate

1. Graffiti

2. Lists

3. Irony

A Joke Cubans told in the Fidel Castro years

This was told/translated to me about 20 years ago when I was there on a visit.
A man is painting political graffiti on a wall when a policeman catches him. He has gotten as far as writing, Down with Fi
Policeman asks what he thinks he is doing. The man asks, How do you spell Clinton? Finton or Clinton?

My friend did some graffiti with me

He just tagged along.

I knew from a young age that I was destined to become a graffiti artist

the writing was on the wall

Years of working in the corporate, ruined my graffiti career.

This is all I wrote on a building today:

"Please do not erase."

I was in the portajohn taking...

..a dump. I look up from my phone and saw graffiti that wrote, the joke is in your hand.

What did the Canadian graffiti artist spraypaint on buildings?

"Sorry about your wall."

Graffiti seen above a urinal in the men's room...

What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in the comments.

What's the graffiti on the side of the condom vending machine say?

"Worst bubblegum I've ever tasted, but oh what bubbles!"

I'm going to paint graffiti...

Want to tag along?

Confucius said

Girl meets boy in park.
Boy parks meat in girl.

FYI: Saw this online in a picture of a graffiti

What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist?


Today I met a graffiti artist...

His name was Mark Walls.

Where is all the best bathroom graffiti shown?

The Loovre.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the graffiti museum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working graffiti administrator piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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