The Best 5 Graf Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Graf jokes. There are some graf vegetaryan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these graf ration puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Graf Jokes and Puns

I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.

Now that is bold.

I saw graffiti in a bathroom that said: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I DID YOUR DAD!"

Underneath someone replied:

"Go home mom. You're drunk."

I tried to graffiti a train today

I don't know how some people get such good artwork, I could barely keep up with the cars.

Graffiti seen above a urinal in the men's room...

What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in the comments.

What's the graffiti on the side of the condom vending machine say?

"Worst bubblegum I've ever tasted, but oh what bubbles!"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the graf herr jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working graf count piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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