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The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today

What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?
A. Veloci-tea

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

A Russian university valedictorian (from my Russian history prof)

A valedictorian at a Russian university was giving his graduation speech. As a finale, the Party Secretary who was in attendance asked the young man two rehearsed questions: "Who is your mother?"
"The Party," the young man replied.
"And who is your father?" the Party Secretary asked next.
"Lenin," the valedictorian said.
Then, unrehearsed, the Party Secretary asked a third question: "And what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"An orphan."


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