Graduating Class Jokes
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- Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade. Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.
- For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got
- What do you call someone who graduates at the bottom of their class in medical school? A doctor
- Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?
- What do you call a medical school student who graduates with the lowest grade point average in his class? A doctor
- I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in graphic design I have over 300 confirmed designs and don't have a single job...
- What do you call someone who graduated last in their class at medical school? A Doctor. Not my doctor though.
- TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake.
- What is the proper way to address a lawyer that graduated last in his class? "Your Honor..."
- Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!
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Graduating Class One Liners
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- I graduated top of my class at gay conversion therapy Everyone else wanted to be bottoms
- Congratulations 2020 graduating class Reigning senior skip day champions!
- What do you call a medical student who graduated last in his class? Doctor.
- What do you call a doctor who graduates at the bottom of their class? Doctor
- I would have graduated from Ninja School But nobody knew I was in the class
- What do you call the worst student in a class of graduating medical students? Doctor.
- What do you call the law student who graduates last in their class? "Your Honor"
- Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder. - I just got my diploma from my Skydiving class. I had to repeatedly drop out to graduate.
- I graduated in the top of my class. The top half.
- I graduated top of my class at Hypochondriac University... I am valetudinarian
- My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school She graduated Summa Con Queso.
- A Mexican Class Topper Recounts "Graduating was harder than crossing the border."
- I recently graduated top of my class at Cooking School They gave me a Spatula degree!
- A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class.
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Got this one in a forward from my dad - I did not see that one coming.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD..
WELL .. . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS MARY , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALDING,
WRINKLED FACED,
FAT-ASSED,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
s**...
ASKED
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
the knights
What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?
Sir Vey
What is the name of the agreeable knight?
Sir Tenly
What is the name of the Knight who used to be a s**...?
Sir Vent
What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
Sir Amony and Sir Tiffy Cashien
What is the name of the Knight who is also an OB/GYN?
Sir Vix
What is the name of the Knight on l**...?
Sir Real
What is the name of the Knight who makes pottery?
Sir Amik Vaze
What is the name of the Knight who also works in the OR?
Sir Jen
What is the name of the Knight who is totally radical?
Sir Fer
What is the name of the Knight who is a great trader?
Sir Plus
What is the name of the French Knight?
Sir Render.
What is the name of the Knight who never loses?
Sir Vivyn
What is the name of the Knight who enjoys practical jokes?
Sir Prize!
What is the name of the Knight who is always in the lead?
Sir Pass
What is the name of the Firefly class Knight?
Sir Renitee
What is the name of the really sketchy Knight?
Sir Spishus
(all credit for those above goes to /u/NedryOS)
What's the name of the knight who is always sure of himself?
Sir Ten (creds to /u/loufizzle)
what is the name of the knight who loves snakes?
The old dentist
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which showed his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could this be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he beamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald wrinkled, fat, gray, decrepit son-of-a-gun asked, "What did you teach?"
Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a m**...
I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University
What do you call the student with the best overall average in a graduating class at an all girl's school?
vulvavictorian
What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school?
Dr. Bear Li
I like to tell people my wife was top of her class until she learned about drugs in college.
She got her degree in pharmacy and was in the top 5 in her graduating class.
Graduation unlike before
2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be happier....it was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them.
My buddy signed up for one of those, "learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks" courses you see on TV and his final exam was at 9am today...
He showed up at 3pm, looked at the test paper and said, "Looks like I'm gonna need a pen for this job. I'll have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back."
Graduated top of his class...
My dad told me that he used to work 3 jobs, had 2 girlfriends, graduated top of his class when he was 21 years old
Nothing is impossible if you can lie
My friend graduated from medical school after 7 years.
He then got a job at his local clinic, but shortly got fired after that for sleeping with his patients!
He was one of the most promising veterinarians in our class