Grad Student Jokes
12 grad student jokes and hilarious grad student puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grad student that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Grad Student Short Jokes
Short grad student jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grad student humour may include short graduate student jokes also.
- How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? None. Thats what grad students are for
- Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now
- How many grad students does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to make the change, but 3 will claim co-authorship.
- What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? The both had an outstanding balance.
- What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges? They come without the B.S. !!
- I recently heard that grad students at Columbia had voted to unionize. Don't they know that ions are important to your body?
- Did you hear about the philosophy grad student who became a s**... worker? For $100, she'll blow your mind.
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Grad Student One Liners
Which grad student one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grad student? I can suggest the ones about college student and grad school.
- How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza.
Cheeky Grad Student Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about grad student you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean science student jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grad student pranks.
This joke is for all the engineers out there
Three university engineering students are having a heated debate over which type of engineering is the best to specialize into. Mechanical is clearly the best says the one student, its the most interesting field and theres more employment opportunities post grad!! no way says the other student electrical is definitely the way to go, mechanical is waaay harder and electrical pays better in the long run. the two student shout louder and more angrily at each other until they almost start fighting. finally the third student speaks up GUYS he says come one please stop arguing, lets be civil
Grad School Interview
Ted Kaczynski was the Unabomber but very few people remember that he was also a professor at Berkley with his own graduate students. Here is a list of his interview questions for the perspective candidates.
1) How are you?
2) Did you find my office OK?
3) Are you a cop? Legally, I think you have to tell me if you are, right?
4) Good. Lets say you find that someone had accidently left, what I think most people would agree is a completely reasonable manifesto in the copier, what would you do?
5) Complete the following sentence; Snitches get…..
6) Using your geometry skills, fit these components into this rectangular wooden box.
7) Take this package to the post office…..this is a timed event.
A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park...
A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes t**...." p**...! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." p**...! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."