The Best 7 Gracious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gracious jokes. There are some gracious kindly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gracious triumphantly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gracious Jokes and Puns

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A professor and a fool

A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.
The passage way was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer,
I never make way for fools!

Smiling, the Gracious Professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, I Always Do.

Romantic men

3 men talk about their wives. The first one says: "My wife is like a butterfly, so delicate and pretty". The second one: "Mine is like a baby deer, beautiful and gracious". After a moment of silence the third one goes: "Now that I think about it mine doesn't look much human either".

A man goes to a funeral ...

After the regular round of eulogies and speeches and well wishers, he leans over the pew and asks the widow:

"Mind if I say a word?"

No, of course not , she says. "Please do."

The man stands up, clears his throat and says:

"Abacus"

Then promptly sits down.

The widow leans back and says: "Thanks, it's the little things that count .

two sausages are in a pan...

one looks at the other and says "Gosh, it's hot in here" and the other sausage says' "GOODNESS GRACIOUS, IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

Ronaldo was so gracious to help Cavani off the pitch

So Cavani kindly returned the favour.


Deep from the vaults of St. Giles

Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the Vicar, Good Gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles!? .

This Thanksgiving, I'm proud to have Trump as out president.

He was gracious enough to give the Thanksgiving pardon to Robert Muller. Fingers crossed he chooses the right turkey.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gracious quietly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gracious eulogy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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