Gracias Jokes
30 gracias jokes and hilarious gracias puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gracias that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gracias Short Jokes
Short gracias jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gracias humour may include short grateful jokes also.
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"si"
"como se dice 'un zapato' en inglés?"
"a shoe"
"salud"
"gracias - Teacher to student: I'm sorry Steve but i have to fail you on your french, you are just terrible... Teacher:what do you have to say for yourself?
Student : Gracias - The teacher to Jimmy: "I am really sorry Jimmy but I can't give you anything better than a F in french."
Jimmy:"Gracias!" - What do you get when you go sledding... What do you get when you go sledding in Mexico without a sled?
Gracias - [Original] I asked my dyslexic Hispanic friend the fastest way to Las Vegas, and he pointed in the right direction. "Gracias", I said. "Ne vada"
- What happened to the Spanish girl when she fell on the freshly mowed lawn? She got a gracias.
- In United States, what would a homeless people say when you give him/her some coins? Gracias.
- What did the n**... Hispanic boy say when someone retrieved his swimsuit after his embarrassing slip-and-slide run? Gracias
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Gracias One Liners
Which gracias one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gracias? I can suggest the ones about congratulations and congrats.
- What happens when a spaniard sits on wet grass? He gets a gracias.
- What you get when a Mexican slides down a hill? A gracias
- What do you get when you sit on the lawn in Mexico? Muchas gracias
- What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs? Gracias.
- I sat on a hill in Mexico... I got a gracias.
- What do you call a spanish cow with no back legs? Gracias
- How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef? Gracias.
- What do you call a Mexican man with no legs? Gracias
- What do you call a Mexican goalkeeper with no legs? Gracias
- Espero me entiendan y puedan apoyarme muchisimas gracias.
- What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias
- what do you call gay grass that just came out to its parents gracias
- What do you call a Mexican on a hill? Gracias.
- Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no p**....
Uproarious Gracias Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about gracias you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gracias pranks.
Falklands veteran
A British officer spotted a busker in the London Underground with a sign that read: "VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR." The officer thought, "Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!" Feeling sorry for a fellow veteran, he took £20 out of his wallet and gave it to the busker. The officer was then greeted with a hearty: "Gracias, Señor!"
Margaret Thatcher walks out of a restaurant and sees a man with a sign "Falklands veteran, please give generously".
She hands him a 20 pound bill, then He gives a big smile and says "Muchas Gracias Señora!".
A man walks the streets of London
He sees a begar with wooden leg and thinks: a criple, classic... But then he sees that he has a tag: Falkland veteran. The men remembers what was that about and tells himself: This man fought for me, when i was lying at home. So he gives the begar ten pounds.
And the begar answers: Gracias senor, gracias.
My dad told me this one
What do you call a Spanish soldier lying in a field?
Gracias
*And his own addition he's very proud of:*
What do you call 50 Spanish soldiers lying in a field?
Muchos gracias
I want to know if this Spanish joke translates at all
What's the similarity between a boat, a firefighter and a family?
The boat and the firefighter have hard outer coverings (cascos).
*and the family?*
They're good, thanks for asking!
(Original Spanish)
¿Que se parece entre un bombero, un barco y una familia?
El bombero y el barco tienen cascos
*¿Y la familia?*
Bien, gracias.