The Best 27 Grace Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Grace jokes. There are some grace goodness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grace lang puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Grace Jokes and Puns
Shopping back then
My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.
Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new undies, a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."
But unfortunately as he tells me, "you can't get that much for ten dollars anymore...there's too many security cameras"
What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Nancy Grace going horseback riding?
One's a hunt on a course...
Cr
The detectives questioned me for hours as to the whereabouts of the 'Will & Grace" starlet...
People said they'd seen us all over the city, holding hands and kissing.
I told them I had no idea what they were talking about.
"We urge you to cooperate, Mr. Morris. We've got several eyewitnesses who claim they've seen you and Debra Messing around."
My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend.
But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace.
My wife is such a terrible cook...
We say grace after we're done eating.
What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate?
A grace period.
A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was.
So she went back to her roots.
Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called?
"Your grace"
Four older men are bragging about their sons
The first says, "My son is a bishop, and when he enters the room people say, Your Excellency".
The second says, "My son is an archbishop, and when he enters the room people say, Your Grace".
The third says, "My son is a cardinal, and when he enters the room people say, Your Eminence".
"My son is 7 feet tall, and 500 pounds," says the fourth man.
"And when he enter the room, people say, 'My God!'"
...told by my parish priest.
Now that robots move
their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.
In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill.
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How did the Chinese Vicar introduce herself?
By singing "I'm Asian Grace."
A couple go to a restaurant...
And when their food arrives, the husband says
"Wow, this looks great! Let's dig in!"
Without another word, he starts devouring his plate. Meanwhile his wife glares disapprovingly at him.
"At Home, you *always* say grace"
Swallowing, the husband replies.
"Honey, that's at home. Here, the chef actually knows how to cook"
How do Vegans start grace?
Lettuce pray...
A woman and her daughter are hosting a dinner party.
When all the guests arrive, the woman asks the little girl to say grace. She says, "But Mommy, I don't know what to say?" The mother says, "You've heard me pray. Just say you've heard me say." So the girl says, "Jesus, what was I thinking inviting all these people over to my house?"
Paddy Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing how great their uncles are
Paddy Scotsman says "my uncle is a priest, when he walks down the road everyone nods and say father"
"That's nothing" says Paddy Englishman, "My uncle is a bishop, when he walks down the road everyone BOWS and says your grace". Not to be outdone, Paddy Irishman looks at them both and laughs. "My uncle weighs over 400lbs (200kg). When he walks down the road everyone says JESUS CHRIST!".
Once when I was a teenager
...I stopped at the drugstore to purchase some of those "necessary supplies." I told the pharmacist, "Better give me a dozen, I've got a hot date tonight with the school tramp!" When I got to her house, her mother insisted I join them for dinner. I offered to say grace, and I prayed and prayed and prayed. When I finished, my date leaned over to me and said, "Why, Paul! I had no idea you were so religious!" I replied, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
If there was a version of _The Voice_ for Christian singers, my sister would definitely win.
All they sing about is how Grace is so amazing.
Hey girl, is your name Grace?
Because you're Amazing.
If you're Christian and poor you can end grace by saying the name of the food you're about to eat.
Ramen
What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace?
Ginger Lee.
*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*
A Communist Party Bureaucrat drives down to a collective farm to register a potato harvest
"Comrade farmer, how has the harvest been this year?" the official asks.
"Oh, by the grace of God we have had mountains of potatoes", answers the farmer.
"But there is no God" counters the official.
"Huh", says the farmer, "And there are no mountains of potatoes either"
If you wish to grow old with Joy, Grace and feeling Rosy all over...
You had better ask for their permission first!
What do you call a prayer that lasts for 72 hours?
Three Days Grace
Saying Grace
My wife's cooking is so bad we pray after the meal
A king sends a scout to the northern part of his territory.
The scout returns and rushes to the King to deliver his report.
"Your Grace, the northerners are revolting!"
The King replies, "I do know that they don't take a bath that often, but isn't it a bit too rude to call them that?"
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...
...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
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