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61 grace jokes and hilarious grace puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grace that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Grace Short Jokes

Short grace jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grace humour may include short mercy jokes also.

  1. Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill.
  2. An American asks a Frenchman: Why don't the French say grace before their meal? Because we can cook
  3. My father was very disciplined and my mother was very graceful I guess that's what makes me such a disgrace
  4. What do you call an elephant that is pleasingly graceful and stylish in appearance and manner? An elegant.
  5. There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder
  6. If you're Christian and poor you can end grace by saying the name of the food you're about to eat. Ramen
  7. Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
  8. If you wish to grow old with Joy, Grace and feeling Rosy all over... You had better ask for their permission first!
  9. What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace? Ginger Lee.
    *If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*
  10. My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend. But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace.

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Grace One Liners

Which grace one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grace? I can suggest the ones about grate and forgiveness.

  1. Saying Grace My wife's cooking is so bad we pray after the meal
  2. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? Grace
  3. My wife is such a terrible cook... We say grace after we're done eating.
  4. Just read a Calvinist romance novel It's called Irresistible Grace
  5. What do you call a chicken that moves ever so gracefully? Poultry in motion
  6. Hey girl, is your name Grace? Because you're Amazing.
  7. How do Vegans start grace? Lettuce pray...
  8. How did the Chinese Vicar introduce herself? By singing "I'm Asian Grace."
  9. A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots.
  10. What do you call a prayer that lasts for 72 hours? Three Days Grace
  11. Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
  12. What does "grace" mean to you? I think it's an abbreviation of "great" and "ace."
  13. Shall we say Grace? Or we can say Hannah. Doesn't matter to me.
  14. What's it called if women in heaven still m**...? A grace period.

Will And Grace Jokes

Here is a list of funny will and grace jokes and even better will and grace puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If there was a version of _The Voice_ for Christian singers, my sister would definitely win. All they sing about is how Grace is so amazing.
  • What did the Formula 1 commentator say when Kimi Raikkonen drifted gracefully past the finish line in pole position? "That's a great finnish by the Ferrari star."
  • My wife is as graceful as a sea mammal in the water What?like a dolphin?
    No more like a manatees
  • What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Nancy Grace going horseback riding? One's a hunt on a course...
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  • The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
    "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
  • In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
  • What's more beautiful than a delicate rose placed gracefully upon an elegant grand piano? Somebody putting tulips on your o**....
  • b**... in the north are called 'Snow', but what are b**... in the south called? "Your grace"
  • A girlfriend said to me during s**... that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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Hilarious Grace Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about grace you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean glory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make grace prank.

A young couple is going to have dinner...

A young couple is going to have dinner at the girl's parents' house, and after that, they plan to have s**... for the first time. The boy goes to buy a c**... from the pharmacy before going to his girlfriend's house. Obviously, as a v**..., he has no idea what he's doing. The pharmacist there sees the boy and goes to give him help. Soon they have been talking for over an hour as to which condoms are best. The boy buys a c**... and thanks the pharmacist for all of his help.
The boy then goes off to his girlfriend's house for dinner. He says hi to the father and mother, but quickly suggests they say Grace. Even after the father as finished saying Grace, the young boy keeps his head down, first for a minute, then 5 minutes, then 10 minutes, and then a half-hour has gone by. The girl leans over to the boy and whispers "You never told me you were so religious" and the boy responds "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist"

The grace of the hunt

Two brothers, who are hunters, get invited to a very famous Hunting club by their father. Once there, they mingle with the members and have an awesome time. Tons of drinking, lots of stories about big game hunting. As the night was nearing it's end, the young men's father asks them if they would be interested in speaking to the club's oldest member, and they, of course, jump at the opportunity. Their father points them to a very frail looking elderly man sitting in a recliner. The young men introduce them selves, tell the old man some of their stories, and all three of them clearly enjoy each other's company. Just as the young brother's were about to leave, the old man starts to tell them his greatest story.
" I was hunting alone in the African wilderness. I found myself with no food, water or shelter. As the day was coming to an end, i barely managed to gather enough wood for a fire. I start to doze off with my rifle in hand, when i hear a rustling sound behind me. I jump to my feet and, just as i turn around, a 600 pound, male lion jumps out at me and lets out a great big ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! And, i just crapped my pants"
The young hunters look at one another. Finally, one of them says " I mean, sir. Given the circumstances anyone would have done so".
"NO!" the old man replies, "Not then, just now when i said ROOOOOOAAARRRR!!!"

Shopping back then

My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.

Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new u**..., a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."

But unfortunately as he tells me, "you can't get that much for ten dollars anymore...there's too many security cameras"

The detectives questioned me for hours as to the whereabouts of the 'Will & Grace" starlet...

People said they'd seen us all over the city, holding hands and kissing.
I told them I had no idea what they were talking about.
"We urge you to cooperate, Mr. Morris. We've got several eyewitnesses who claim they've seen you and Debra Messing around."

Four older men are bragging about their sons

The first says, "My son is a bishop, and when he enters the room people say, Your Excellency".
The second says, "My son is an archbishop, and when he enters the room people say, Your Grace".
The third says, "My son is a cardinal, and when he enters the room people say, Your Eminence".
"My son is 7 feet tall, and 500 pounds," says the fourth man.
"And when he enter the room, people say, 'My God!'"
...told by my parish priest.

Four ladies were bragging to one another about how successful their sons were.

First Lady: My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"
Second Lady: My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him "Your Grace"
Third Lady: My son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, he's called "Your Eminence"
The fourth lady said, "My son is 6 feet 3, has board square shoulders, is gorgeously handsome and dresses so smartly. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, "Oh my God!"

A couple go to a restaurant...

And when their food arrives, the husband says
"Wow, this looks great! Let's dig in!"
Without another word, he starts devouring his plate. Meanwhile his wife glares disapprovingly at him.
"At Home, you *always* say grace"
Swallowing, the husband replies.
"Honey, that's at home. Here, the chef actually knows how to cook"

A woman and her daughter are hosting a dinner party.

When all the guests arrive, the woman asks the little girl to say grace. She says, "But Mommy, I don't know what to say?" The mother says, "You've heard me pray. Just say you've heard me say." So the girl says, "Jesus, what was I thinking inviting all these people over to my house?"

p**... Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing how great their uncles are

p**... Scotsman says "my uncle is a priest, when he walks down the road everyone nods and say father"
"That's nothing" says p**... Englishman, "My uncle is a bishop, when he walks down the road everyone BOWS and says your grace". Not to be outdone, p**... Irishman looks at them both and laughs. "My uncle weighs over 400lbs (200kg). When he walks down the road everyone says JESUS CHRIST!".

Once when I was a teenager

...I stopped at the drugstore to purchase some of those "necessary supplies." I told the pharmacist, "Better give me a dozen, I've got a hot date tonight with the school t**...!" When I got to her house, her mother insisted I join them for dinner. I offered to say grace, and I prayed and prayed and prayed. When I finished, my date leaned over to me and said, "Why, Paul! I had no idea you were so religious!" I replied, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

A man answers a call on his cell phone.

Lady: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!
Are you Fiona
No.
Are you Julie?
No.
Are you Cissy??
No.
Are you Flavia?
No.
Are you Alice?
No.
Are you Claudia?
No.
Are you Vannesa?
No.
Are you Grace?
No.
Are you Sarah?
No.
Are you Lydia?
No.
Are you Agnes?
No.
Are you Oliver?
No.
Are you Beth?
No.
Are you Carol?
No.
Are you Gloria?
No Sir, I am the class Teacher of your son
but you just made my day.

Well my son is...

A few Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter Square, Rome. The first Catholic man tells his friends,
My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father.
The second Catholic man chirps, My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace.
The third Catholic man says, My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says Your Eminence
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, Well…?
She proudly replies, I have a daughter. She is slim, tall, and has measurements of 36D-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say Oh…my…God!

A Communist Party Bureaucrat drives down to a collective farm to register a potato harvest

"Comrade farmer, how has the harvest been this year?" the official asks.
"Oh, by the grace of God we have had mountains of potatoes", answers the farmer.
"But there is no God" counters the official.
"Huh", says the farmer, "And there are no mountains of potatoes either"

A king sends a scout to the northern part of his territory.

The scout returns and rushes to the King to deliver his report.
"Your Grace, the northerners are revolting!"
The King replies, "I do know that they don't take a bath that often, but isn't it a bit too rude to call them that?"

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...

...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the h**... are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"

Little Johnny was at his grandmother's house

when the family all sits down to eat dinner. Johnny immediately starts shoveling the food down. Johnny's mother says 'Johnny we need to say grace before we eat' but Johnny continues eating. His mother says again 'Johnny, we always says grace before we eat.' Johnny stops eating for a moment and says to his mother, 'but mom, we don't have to say our prayers. We are at grandma's house and she know how to cook!'

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...

They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick?"

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit are in a car wreck

They are rushed to the hospital where it becomes clear that the priest and the pastor will need blood to survive. The priest has blood type A, while the pastor has type B. By the grace of God they are saved, as type Os can donate to both.

Grace joke, A priest, a pastor and a rabbit are in a car wreck

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