Gpa Jokes
52 gpa jokes and hilarious gpa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gpa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gpa Short Jokes
Short gpa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gpa humour may include short grade jokes also.
- People are surprised when I tell them that I have a 4.0GPA while working and maintaining an active social life But hey, anything is possible if you lie.
- My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
- I'm officially putting my GPA up for adoption... I just can't raise it myself
[joke credit to the girl I overheard say it in the library] - Kek day joke: What do you call the person who graduates medical school with the lowest GPA? Doctor.
- With a heavy load this semester, a student is under great pressure to maintain a 4.0 GPa That's 400000000 Pa, and that's a lot of pressure.
- My college bar had a "Blow your GPA" drink special night until all the Asian students died...
- My electronegativity class in college was such a blow off class! I got an F on all my exams for the class, but I still managed to maintain a 4.0 GPA.
- What do you say to a theologian graduate with a good GPA? "Oh, high marks! How's your sects life?"
- I meet James Bond at my university. I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: "Whats your GPA?"
James answers: "4
2.4." - Who has 2 thumbs and doesn't care about my GPA? My dead dad
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Gpa One Liners
Which gpa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gpa? I can suggest the ones about college and academic.
- someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself
- Hey baby are you my GPA? Because you look like you'd disappoint my parents.
- I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself.
- I didn't choose the 4.0 GPA life.... Unfortunately it didn't choose me either :|
- My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16.
An imaginary 4.0 - My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level
- TIL you need a 3.0 GPA to produce honey You can't produce honey without Bs.
- I wish my GPA was more like me because I'm a solid 4
- I like my women like I like my gpa Just a little above average
- What's the minimum GPA needed to go to USC? $500,000.00
- Did you know that Alabama has the highest average GPA in the USA? It's got 4 A's and a B.
- Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C.
- My new mixtape is called GPA... And it's about to drop
- I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student
- What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee? Their GPA drops
Low Gpa Jokes
Here is a list of funny low gpa jokes and even better low gpa puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- (original) What do you call a fish with a low GPA? A Doofish
- Dwayne Johnson had a Low GPA of .7 Because paper beats Rock.
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What funny jokes about gpa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean semester jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gpa pranks.
A gynecologist decided to become a mechanic...
He graduated mechanic school with a 5.2 gpa and asked his teacher how that was possible.
The teacher said "Well, you aced the written exam thats half. Then you reassembled the motor perfectly, and we had to give you the extra credit when you did it all through the Muffler"!
I was at the grocery store with my gpa when a couple girls in super short skirts walked by....
Gpa said, looks at those jet skirts, as we both admired the two ladies. I had to know, what's a jet skirt? Gpa replied, it's a skirt so short that when they bend over you can see the cockpit.
I'm sick of numbers defining who I am.
* My GPA
* My weight
* My 1st degree m**... convictions
* My grades
* My SAT scores
These things are not who I am.
Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN! I can't hear youuuu! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! Ohhhhhh, who lives with a GPA under a C?
CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS
Who's living with stress induced anxiety? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS!
If wanting to drop out is something you wish...CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS
Then take a long nap and watch some Netflix!
COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEEEEGGEEEEE STUUUDEEEEEEEENTSSSSSS!
A rural country man is visiting a prestigious college in the big city for the first time.
He's a little lost, so he flags down a passing student and asks, "'Scuse me, could y'all tell me where the library's at?"
The student draws himself up in a huff, and answers haughtily, "I'll have you know that I am an English major with a 4.0 GPA, and I absolutely refuse to answer a question that ends in a preposition!"
The country man thinks for a moment. "OK, then. Could y'all tell me where the library's at, *a**...?"*
Anything is possible.
People are surprised when I tell them I have a 4.0 GPA, work 2 jobs, while doing research, having 4 internships finished, being president of my student government, having a VS model as a girlfriend and having an amazing social life.
I mean, anything's possible when you lie.
Trump has spent about twenty percentage of his days in office playing golf.
(Me, an Asian)
If I spent that much time playing golf, my GPA would go down to a...—————
*takes out calculator*————
*quick math*————
*puts it back*———
98.1. My GPA would go down to a 98.1.
Yeah, schools aren't that good.
The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males.
I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation.
Why does it take so long for a 1.0 GPA student to find a s**... partner?
Because they're a d-lay.
If i could represent my gpa as a sport, it'd be golf...
I'm always under par
People get so surprised I have a 4/4 GPA while maintaining social life and working part-time, who would tell them anything is possible...
.... when you lie
