Governor Jokes
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- What is a pirates favorite letter? The one from the Governor telling him he's been pardoned.
- Matthew McConaughey considering a run for Texas Governor. He's planning to run on an alt-right, alt-right, alt-right platform.
- Now that Matthew McConaughey might be running for governor of Texas people are wondering what his politics are... I think it's obvious he's a member of the Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right
- Breaking: governor Greg Abbott halts all commerce in the state of Texas The governor has stated he is committed to stopping all "trans actions" no matter what form they may take
- I bumped into the governor when I visited the capitol I said "Pardon me" then he quickly turned around and said "That will be five thousand dollars."
- Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?" Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
- Did you hear that the Alabama governor's mansion burned down? Pretty much took the whole trailer park with it.
- Rob Lowe, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Robert Downey Jr. Walk up to the bar at the Governors Ball.... The bartender looks at Sarah Jessica Parker and says "Why the long face?"
- Did you hear the Mississippi governor's mansion burned down? It was a total loss. Clear down to the axles.
- Did you hear that Virginia's Governor and First Lady actually met on a dating web site? It was called OKKKCupid.
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Governor One Liners
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- What is Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's favorite movie? Partial Birth Of A Nation.
- What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games? IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
- Why did Mr Mishkin resign from the Board of Governors? To revise his text book
- Email Rick Scott, the honorable governor of the state of Florida, right here.
- A doctor, a k**..., and a governor walk into a bar... Oh wait, it's just Ralph Northam.
Governor Mansion Jokes
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- Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock? It destroyed the Governor's mansion.
Humorous Governor Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
So the pope is SUPER EARLY for his flight
He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.
Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.
Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."
Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"
Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."
Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"
Cop: "More important, sir."
Chief: "A major politician?"
Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."
Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"
Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
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A racist and a s**... predator walk into a Virginia bar
The whole bar screams Welcome Governors !
The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.
These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.
Why?
It's because they are Palindrones.
An attorney called the governor just after midnight,...
...insisting that he talk to him urgently. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Jones has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
Replied the governor: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
So tired of all these restrictions...
I'm getting so tired of all these quarantine-related restrictions.
For example, I just found out today that when I'm in public the governor is requiring me to wear pants.
In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor rick perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism.
Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.
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Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff
It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
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Thoughtful Gesture
N Y Governor Cuomo assured the public that he always wore his face mask while s**... harassing his accusers
A state trooper knocks on Mr. Smith's door...
"Mr. Smith," The officer goes on, "as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you that you should prepare for the worst."
So, Mr. Smith says, "alright, but you've gotta drive me to Goodwill to buy everything back!"
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California?
An ex-terminator.
Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students,
Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.
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What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?
Because women don't like p**... evacuations
When asked if he would be called a Governor in Iran, Admiral Ackbar said, "No..."
"...It's Satrap."
I can't believe that people voted a random celebrity into office...
...I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor? Really?
Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt.
From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
