The Best 27 Governor Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Governor jokes. There are some governor officials jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these governor politician puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Governor Jokes and Puns
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.
These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.
Why?
It's because they are Palindrones.
I bumped into the governor when I visited the capitol
I said "Pardon me" then he quickly turned around and said "That will be five thousand dollars."
Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?"
Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
So tired of all these restrictions...
I'm getting so tired of all these quarantine-related restrictions.
For example, I just found out today that when I'm in public the governor is requiring me to wear pants.
In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism.
Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.
A doctor, a klansman, and a governor walk into a bar...
Oh wait, it's just Ralph Northam.
An attorney called the governor just after midnight,...
...insisting that he talk to him urgently. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Jones has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
Replied the governor: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
Did you hear that Virginia's Governor and First Lady actually met on a dating web site?
It was called OKKKCupid.
Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students,
Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.
What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?
Because women don't like premature evacuations
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When asked if he would be called a Governor in Iran, Admiral Ackbar said, "No..."
"...It's Satrap."
I can't believe that people voted a random celebrity into office...
...I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor? Really?
Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt.
From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
A state trooper knocks on Mr. Smith's door...
"Mr. Smith," The officer goes on, "as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you that you should prepare for the worst."
So, Mr. Smith says, "alright, but you've gotta drive me to Goodwill to buy everything back!"
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California?
An ex-terminator.
A sleazy stripper runs for governor
After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection.
VA Governor Northam has not made a public appearance since Saturday
This is partly thanks to a tunnel system that connects his residence to his office. It is predicted that when he does resurface & sees his shadow, we are guaranteed 6 more weeks of scandals.
I wanted to write a letter to the Governor . . .
opposing a bill being considered in the Virginia legislature. But with Gov Northram's facing a chorus of demands for his resignation because of his blackface photo, and the next two officials in line to succeed him embroiled in their own controversies, I wasn't sure to whom I should send my letter.
I finally decided the safest choice was to mail it to the Governor's Mansion, "Current occupant."
What did the inmate say to the governor after they accidentally bumped into each other?
Oh, pardon me.
Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?
He refused to integrate.
Do you think The Devil Went Down to Georgia
to tell Governor Kemp it was safe to reopen businesses?
What is Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's favorite movie?
Partial Birth Of A Nation.
How did the racist pub owner get elected Governor?
He promised to keep blacks from behind bars.
The good news for New Jersey, now that Donald Trump is president...
...Chris Christie will step down as governor to become the Secretary of Transportation.
What did the former governor of California say after he helped the old lady cross the street?
I'm Arnold to assist you.
Who Did Governor Jerry Brown Blame for Damage of the Earth Quake?
He said it was San Andreas fault.
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