Government Shutdown Jokes
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- It's official Trump's inauguration date is now a National Holiday. At least I assume so because the government shutdown for it.
- Government is back open but I heard If trump sees his shadow it's 6 more weeks of shutdown
- Does anyone know if Donald Trump saw his shadow this morning? Six more weeks of government shutdown coming if he did!
- I read that the Large Magellanic Cloud is going to collide with the Milky Way in 2 billion years. Maybe the government shutdown will be over by then.
- It's official this government shutdown is now longest ever I guess president Trump is really best at something
- Day 32 of the government shutdown That makes it just over two years since we've had a functioning government
- Your mamas so fat... She could end the government shutdown if we put her on the US/Mexico Border.
- How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are worried about it starting back up?
- If I had a dollar for every time somebody told me , don't worry, you'll all get back pay I'd still be in a financial hardship due to the government shutdown.
- How many congressmen does it take to run a government? This post is government funded, please check back after the shutdown has ended and funding has resumed.
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Government Shutdown One Liners
Which government shutdown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with government shutdown? I can suggest the ones about government workers and government employee.
- No need to prolong the government shutdown. We've already built a wall. A paywall.
- They're going to unplug me if this government shutdown continues any longer Read my name
- On the government shutdown... Governmentn't
- Ajit Pai made inquiries concerning how a government shutdown might affect him
Government Shutdown Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about government shutdown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shutting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make government shutdown pranks.
Smith & Wesson Joke
A customer came in to where I work told me this one. Thought I'd share:
Have you heard Smith & Wesson is making a pair of revolvers to commemorate the government shutdown? They will be called The Congressman and The Senator respectively. They don't actually do anything and you can't fire them.
President Donald Trump and his motorcade are cruising along a country road to Florida after the government shutdown. Suddenly they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump tells his chief of staff to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees him staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Trump
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 21-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.
"I said I'm Donald Trump's Chief of staff, and I just killed the pig."
I hate when a generation refuses to work and still expect to receive government checks
Those baby boomers in Congress sure are entitled snowflakes
I know the shutdown is done, but I think this joke is funny and I made it up myself.
Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him
but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
This government shutdown has made it so TSA agents can relate to artists.
There is a lot of exposure and no pay.
Want to get an idea how important you are during a government shutdown?
IRS REFUND department: Non-essential
IRS Audit department.: Essential
Donald Trump on Twitter: "Merry Christm--"
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