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- City officials required all their male employees to socialize with male coworkers after work once a week. They issued a government mandate.
- It's official Trump's inauguration date is now a National Holiday. At least I assume so because the government shutdown for it.
- It's official this government shutdown is now longest ever I guess president Trump is really best at something
- Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of "U.S. Government" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government.
- What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome
- TIL: Government officials can sometimes be removed from office with "a vote of no confidence" Which is eerily similar to how many entered into office with "a vote of no competence"
- What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In
- The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
- What do you call a government official who overseas regulations on breweries? A Beer-aucrat
- The 13th amendment makes it i**... to buy people as they aren't property Apparently, government officials don't apply
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Government Officials One Liners
Which government officials one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with government officials? I can suggest the ones about government employee and government.
- What is it called when you rob a government official? A refund!
- What do you call it when a government official assassinates a citizen? A Car c**...
Uplifting Government Officials Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about government officials you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean government jobs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make government officials pranks.
A politician is walking down the street when he is suddenly attacked.
The assailant says "give me all your money." The politician says "do you know who I am? I'm an important government official." The mugger says, "fine, give me all my money."
24-year old Tai Jinhai came in first during the Beijing Marathon, but they gave the gold medal to the son of a prominent party official instead.
To this day, the Chinese government refuses to acknowledge Tai won.
After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II of Russia, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi,
"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.
Western tourist in North Korea
So a western journalist goes on a tour of North Korea. He flies in to Pyongyang, an officially government licensed tour guide shows him around. He sees all the wonderful stores and streets that the city has to offer, and then finally he comes to the magnificent 30-story tall Kim Jong Un monument.
"Wow this is very beautiful, you must be very proud of it!" he said
his tour guide nodded— "yes, we must be very proud."
The official bad Yakov Smirnoff punchline thread about the Sochi Olympics
You have been warned...
In Russia, yellow water is not dirty, it's colored that way by Russian government so we don't mistakenly drink water instead of v**...!
What do you call an openly tyrannical government wherein all the female public officials identify as future mothers even though they've been sterilized?
A trans-parent government.
(this is my best work yet)
To The Jamaican Bobsled Team
After the Winter Olympics, one fellow is so taken with the Jamaican bobsled team that he decides that they deserve an epic scale statue in Jamaica. He travels to Jamaica, and talks with every government official and rich person he can find. All of them chase him off saying that it's a crazy idea, and never bother them again. Finally, despondent at his reception, he goes to a shore side bar, and starts drinking this troubles away. The bartender, in that wonderful island accent asks what the problem is. The fellow goes through the spiel again. The bartender thinks for a moment and says:
"Mon, you mental!"
To which the fellow responds:
"Finally! Someone gets it!"
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