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I turned them down
I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime.
It isn't, now have a landmine.
-Ron Swanson
I'll let you know when I find out...
An essay.
Don't lie..
Don't cheat.
Dont steal.
Don't sell drugs.
Don't kill.
The Government Hates Competition
Well he's dead, isn't he?
(Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)
The C.I.ayy
Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.
They briefly open one eye.
They want to increase their gross domestic products.
Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
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...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS.
They're being charged with a fault in battery.
It's full of convex.
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
They cited Eminem domain
Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
It's a coupe d'etat.
Because it's the one place you can't put tin foil.
If they had they would know that not investing in education science and the economy coupled with an unreasonably large military is a a good way to get worked over by Gandhi later in the game.
These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.
Why?
It's because they are Palindrones.
but McDonald can't hear no pickles
By making them pay into Social Security.
Everyone hates them until you need one.
They hate competitors
They used an Al Gore Rhythm....
I saw my senator with a sign that said, "Will lie, cheat, and steal for food."
Or
now my senator has to lie, cheat, and steal for free.
Or
so will my senator stop lying, cheating, and stealing?
Take your pick or insert your parasite of choice. And don't forget to tip your waitresses.
Phone Agent: Okay, have you tried turning it off and then back on?
Schumer: It didn't work
See they even took the n out on that last sentence
So they have something to do in the afternoon!
Management ordered refrigerators be installed in the datacenter before the Easter code freeze
Reports say they were arrested on Trump'ed up charges.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his government office.
You need to have one first before you updated it.
The truth is kept under Loch and key.
The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.
They've decided to become a BoA Conscripter.
The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a condom.
I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.
Because women don't like premature evacuations
Bet you a tenner they don't.
What plane?
If trump sees his shadow it's 6 more weeks of shutdown
Critics are referring to it as proper gander.
It's the syntax
Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.
Because we keep living longer and longer, and everyone knows they can't do anything right.
I'm starting to think they're bad luck
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.
Car owner virus
IP Man
change my mind.
aint nobody finna take my TV
... but if they find drugs, then it's yours?
Not on my watch.
Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Answer: Too much middleware and a major lack of API functionality.
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