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The government offered to buy back all my guns
I turned them down
I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime.
Do you know why the government is important?
It isn't, now have a landmine.
-Ron Swanson
How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?
I'll let you know when I find out...
What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?
An essay.
The Government
Don't lie..
Don't cheat.
Dont steal.
Don't sell drugs.
Don't kill.
The Government Hates Competition
How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the kennedy assassination?
Well he's dead, isn't he?
(Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)
Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?
The C.I.ayy
Why are government buildings alike all around the world?
free masonry.
The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England
Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.
What does your body's government do to a fresh cut?
It boyclotts it
I think the government caused all the snow in the South
Cause I'm Snowden
How do government employees wink when they're at work?
They briefly open one eye.
Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?"
Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
If the government hates whistleblowers so much,
They should probably stop giving people whistles.
You may not like EVERY government agency...
...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS.
The US government is taking Samsung to court.
They're being charged with a fault in battery.
The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave.
It's full of convex.
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The UK Government has decided to make l**... legal as a drug for weight loss
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
Did you know the government puts ground beef in the chem trails?
That explains the meatier showers.
Government - 'Um, we're having big issues with tax evasion. People are stashing away notes with large denominations.'
Modi: 'Have you tried turning them off and and on again?'
The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com
They cited Eminem domain
The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years.
Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.
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Gove One Liners
Which gove one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gove? I can suggest the ones about examine and government.
- Michael Gove as Education Secretary
