The Best 9 Gourmet Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gourmet jokes. There are some gourmet ladle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gourmet caterer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gourmet Jokes and Puns

Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery.

We're calling it Send Noods

My blond wife said she was a gourmet chef, I asked her to make ceviche.

She burned it.

[Bad] Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

(I'll show myself out...)

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

A trucker walks into a brothel.

Welcome, sir, the lady in charge says. How can I assist you?

The man puts down a large wad of cash in front of her, and says,

Get me the most slovenly and whiny girl that can't cook well either.

The woman eyes the money, and responds, But sir, you could have the best, most exotic girl and a gourmet dinner for that much.

I don't need an exotic experience, I need the one that feels like home! The man yells.

What did the Gourmet Chef say to the local teenagers trespassing on his property?

Hey! Stay out of Maillard!

Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef?

His name is Golden Grahamsay.

I've discovered a herb that can transform even the blandest foods into gourmet delights.

It's called marijuana.

My dad used to be a shake'n bake cook before the CIA got a hold of him.

Now he's a gourmet chef.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gourmet connoisseur jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gourmet meal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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