Gourmet Jokes

Discover the funniest gourmet jokes around! These culinary puns will have you laughing your woks off. From noodle jokes to gourmet food humor, you won't want to miss these pun-filled gags.

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Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery.

We're calling it Send Noods

My blond wife said she was a gourmet chef, I asked her to make ceviche.

She burned it.

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

[Bad] Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

(I'll show myself out...)

A trucker walks into a brothel.

Welcome, sir, the lady in charge says. How can I assist you?

The man puts down a large wad of cash in front of her, and says,

Get me the most slovenly and whiny girl that can't cook well either.

The woman eyes the money, and responds, But sir, you could have the best, most exotic girl and a gourmet dinner for that much.

I don't need an exotic experience, I need the one that feels like home! The man yells.

What did the Gourmet Chef say to the local teenagers trespassing on his property?

Hey! Stay out of Maillard!

Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef?

His name is Golden Grahamsay.

I've discovered a herb that can transform even the blandest foods into gourmet delights.

It's called marijuana.

My dad used to be a shake'n bake cook before the CIA got a hold of him.

Now he's a gourmet chef.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gourmet connoisseur puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gourmet meal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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