Gourd Jokes

25 gourd jokes and hilarious gourd puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gourd that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Gourd Short Jokes

Short gourd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gourd humour may include short squash jokes also.

  1. If tomatoes are fruit, why is there a tomato in Veggietales? The gourd works in mysterious ways.
  2. Protests have erupted in the streets and protestors are throwing pumpkins at police officers They're going to have to call in the National Gourd
  3. What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!
  4. What did the gourd say to the zucchini about their bad relations with a cow. We gotta squash this beef.
  5. Wife holds up a wreath of decorative pumpkins: What do you think of this for my office door? Me: Definitely, it's gourd-geous.
  6. What Did The Farmer Said To His Son When Bandits Attacked The Farm? Gourd it with your life
  7. Whats the difference between a gourd and a r**...? One is a pumpkin, and the other just pumps kin.
  8. I have this weird k**... where I like to be choked with decorative gourds. It's called Autumn-e**... Asphyxiation.

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Gourd One Liners

Which gourd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gourd? I can suggest the ones about zucchini and pumpkin.

  1. What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head? gourd to death
  2. What do you call an edible gourd with a cheeky disposition? A Sass-Squash
  3. A matador made a still life painting It was a gourd by a bowl.
  4. Y'all heard about the state gourd of Alabama? The pump-kin...
  5. Pumpkins are the most beautiful crop. They're absolutely gourd-geous.
  6. What do you call a rotten gourd? A squishy squash.
  7. Would you ever consider yourself a beautiful gourd? Because you look smashing, pumpkin.
  8. What do West Virginians and gourds have in common? They pumpkin
  9. I demand many helpings of pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving... It's a gourd given right!
  10. My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin but all the stores were well-gourded.
  11. What do Pamplona, Spain and a pumpkin patch have in common? Everyone gets a little gourd.
  12. A bought a pumpkin yesterday It is very gourd
  13. What do you call a pumpkin with Down Syndrome? Gourd Downie
  14. How do h**... gourds reproduce? They pump kin.

Gourd joke, How do h**... gourds reproduce?

Comical Gourd Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about gourd you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gourd pranks.

A pumpkin, a zucchini, and a seed walk into a bar.

The barkeep asks the pumpkin what she'd like to drink.
b**... Mary, she says.
The barkeep asks the zucchini for her order.
I'm having a hard cider, the zucchini says.
The barkeep turns to the seed, and both the pumpkin and zucchini say, Oh, don't serve our friend anything.
Why not?
Can't you tell? asks the zucchini, She's already out of her gourd!

Gourd joke, What do you call a rotten gourd?