The Best 8 Gottfried Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gottfried jokes. There are some gottfried ludwig jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gottfried gilbert gottfried puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gottfried Jokes and Puns

Whom did the German philosopher quote when his friend dipped his hand in boiling oil?

Johann Gottfried

What do you get when you cross Gilbert Gottfried and Donald Trump?

A migraine.

Did you hear about the german who accidently put his hand in boiling oil?

he Gottfried..

What do you get when you cross Michel Foucault with Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz?

Panoptimism.

When Gottfried Leibniz first red Isaac Newton's work on Calculus.....

He found it quite Derivative.


How do pants fit on a man with 5 penises?

Like a glove

-Gilbert Gottfried (shortened)

Do you know what happened to the German chicken?

It gottfried.

What happened to Leibniz when he was captured by cannibals?

He Gottfried.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gottfried ich jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gottfried fluorine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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