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- There are two freezing germans at Stalingrad, and one turns to the other and says... Gott mit uns.
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- Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns
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Ya gotta give h**... credit for one thing...
He killed h**....
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Gotta hand it to babies...
...because their short, s**... little arms can't reach anything
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I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking
because he can't catch.
"You gotta help man, my bike's possessed. If I ride it, it bites me, if I don't, it still bites me."
"It's a vicious cycle."
"You think that's bad? My bike's turned entirely into clumpy goo."
"It's a viscous cycle."
"You think that's bad?! My bike's turned into a man, and then gone off to compete in the olympics."
"It's discus michael."
Gotta go to a lecture on drilling techniques.
Talk about boring.
You gotta love the baby boomers though, they gave us housing
To look at
You gotta love North Korea
Especially if you're a North Korean
It's gotta be nice being a mortician...
People are always dying to meet you.
You gotta love communism.
Or else.....
gotta love cousins...
what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos.
what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine.
All you gotta do is go to the nearest pub and find any man called 'Bob', then convince him to marry your mother's sister...
...and Bob's your uncle.
You gotta love your job....
My dream job is cleaning mirrors, that's a job I can see myself doing
You've gotta be prepared these days, so I've bought myself an air raid shelter for the back yard.
I've requested it comes with sound proofing, doors that lock from the inside and enough supplies to last for a week.
It should be ready in time for my wife's next period.
you gotta kind of feel sorry for Alex Tribek
most of the time...his life was in Jeopardy!
You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns
Because they Can't Reach It!
You gotta hand it to the valet...
How else are you gonna get your car back?
You gotta think about all those April 1st birthdays...
Their birthday parties must be a joke!
Gotta love a dad joke
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
I gotta say, since becoming a college student, I've found that my favorite position
is the fetal position
I gotta give props to my grandfather,
He can't stand on his own anymore..
You gotta learn to trust your government.
*leans into hidden mic* Just like I do!
When Gottfried Leibniz first red Isaac Newton's work on Calculus.....
He found it quite Derivative.
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Now all we gotta wait for is the feds to start building a pipeline through Wrigley Field
\- and then it'll truly be an Indian burial ground.
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Gotta admire the n**...'s ethics on medical research...
...since they advanced the field without hurting any animals.
You gotta hand it to the blind
You gotta be careful on social media these days.
I mean, just today I accepted a friend request from Xerox. Turns out it was a scan.
Gotta go fast
On holy Friday
Gotta real problem with this Jackman Biography, it's all over the place.
Everything's not about Hugh, man!
I gotta hand it to Caitlyn Jenner, she is one of the strongest woman around.....
Quite literally
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You've gotta be sparing with your m**...
It's not like the stuff grows out of the ground!
Pokémon Go: Gotta catch 'em all!
Police Go: Gotta catch Jamal!
Gotta get get, gotta get get
gotta get get get get get get
Boom Boom Pao
