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What did the r**... say after his girlfriend swallowed?
You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis.
My neighbour jean guy's house caught on fire, I asked him what he was going to do..
He say don't worries, I gots more wood in the attic
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r**... word of the day: Analogy
I can't eat Ricearoni, I gots me analogy to it.
It keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold
One morning, Boudreaux pulled up to Thibodeaux's house to give him a ride to work. As Thibodeaux got in the rusted, beat up truck he noticed Boudreaux's Thermos on the seat between them.
*"What's dat?"*, he asked, pointing at the Thermos.
*"Oh, dat der's a 'termos I gots at da Walmarts last night."* said Boudreaux, *"It keeps da hot things hot, and da cold things cold."*
Come lunchtime, Thibodeaux's jaw dropped as Boudreaux poured out steaming hot gumbo from his Thermos.
The next morning, Thibodeaux was beaming with pride when climbed into Boudreaux's truck and placed his own Thermos next to Thibodeaux's.
*"I see you gots a 'termos for ya'self"*
*"Yep, I sent Marie ova to da Walmarts to get mes one,"* Thibodeaux replied, *"but I smarter than you."*
*"How ya figure dat?"*
*"You know how ya said it keeps da hot things hot, and da cold things cold? Well, mines got gumbo … and a popsicle!"*
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Boudreaux Joke
Boudreaux's wife don't come home one night.Boudreaux is sick with worry. Three days later Thibodaux comes to Boudreaux' door and tells him "I gots you some good news and some bad news" Boudreaux says" I'm a man,give me the bad news first". Thibodaux says " We just found your wife Clotilde dead, floating face down in Bayou Lafourche". Boudreaux said" p**... -YAH !! What could be the good news??" Thibodaux said" The good news is that we picked 2 hampers of c**... off her,and we're going to run her again tonight."
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