Goto Jokes
32 goto jokes and hilarious goto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Goto Short Jokes
Short goto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goto humour may include short consent jokes also.
- My go-to response when someone says "tell me a joke" What did the clown say to the birthday boy? I don't do jokes, kid.
- People often ask what my go-to drink is on a night out. I tell them it's water. It only takes one glass of it to get me going.
- Is Aretha Franklin finished singing the national anthem? I turned the TV off 4 hours into it and I'd really like to watch the start of the Lions game before I goto bed.
- What was Rob Bartlett's go-to line in his WackyPaki comedian routine? Take my wife, if you would be so kind.
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Goto One Liners
Which goto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goto? I can suggest the ones about pong and accusations.
- Why did 18 blondes goto the movies. Because it said under 17 not admitted
- What is the Kraken's go-to comfort food? Fish'n'ships
- My 5 year olds goto joke: What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant.
- What's Jesus' go-to ammunition? A Crossbow
- What is Hannibal Lector's go-to fast food joint? Chick Flay
- What was Roy Moore's go-to pickup line as a child? "Hey there, baby."
- What do you call a felon who enjoys getting zapped and has a go-to attitude? A con-do-it!
- Why didn't the XML goto the Gym? Because it couldn't be parsed.
- What is Harry's goto pick up line? Exspectomyscrotum
- I can't Goto the Carnival... It isn't fair
- What's Kevin Durant's go-to garment? A choker.
- I see ISIS is finally practicing Structured Programming. They're eliminating GOTOs.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Goto Jokes
What funny jokes about goto you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean schizophrenic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goto pranks.
You know how Canada got its name right?
It was 3 guys sitting around a table and the first guy goes, "what about a C, eh?" the second guy says "yea what about an N eh?" and the last guy says "what about a D eh?"
I don't know if this has been told here before but it's definitely my goto joke.
My one and only go-to joke, hope you like it.
A blond is riding a horse, it starts galloping faster and faster. She feels herself beginning to lose her grip and start to slid down the the saddle. She begins panicking because the horse isn't slowing and shes nearing the ground. At the very last minute the Walmart greeter walks over and unplugs it.
My go-to joke: Chicken walks into a bar...
A chicken walks into a bar, meets an egg. They go home together and the sleep together, and when they're done the chicken rolls over in bed, lights a cigarette, takes a drag, and says, "Well, I guess that answers *that* question."
Cake Day. My current go-to jokes
My two current go-to jokes:
1. Why is a broken drum the best gift? Because you can't beat it.
2. Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
Me: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete jumped out. Who's left?
Them: Repeat.
The actual best knock-knock joke ever.
This is my go-to knock-knock joke.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
You: To get to ugly's house —*chuckle like it's funny*
—*a few seconds later*
You: Knock knock!
Same friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
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Hamlet has to pee [Hamleak]
Quick little blurb I wrote in class:
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention.
Or to take arm against a see of u**... and by opposing relive it.
To go-to pee,
No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that u**... is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be p**...'d.
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I wrote an application that lets a computer simulate s**... interactions
6 GOTO 9
9 GOTO 6
