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6 goths jokes and hilarious goths puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goths that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What do you call 2 fat goths?

Morbidly obese.
I know I shouldnt joke about obese people they've got enough on their plate.

What do goths and the k**... have in common?

They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.

goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...

Except ginger goths. They go n**....

emos and goths should wear more gold

its pretty metal

I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now.

They both hated vandals and goths.

Police baffed by grave robber

Local police were having a hard time catching a grave robber. He figured he would minimize his time in the graveyard by taking the whole corpse so he could take fillings out at his leisure. To hide the evidence he was adopting out the skeletons to worthy goths on Craig's List.
Turns out that was a dead give away.


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