Gotham Jokes

Funniest Gotham Short Jokes

Short gotham jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gotham humour may include short sidekick jokes also.

1. I sent my wife a text. "Just bought some meat from a supermarket in the city where Batman lives."
   She said, "...Gotham?"
   I said, "No, only beef and chicken."
2. What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald? The Joker only killed people in Gotham City.
3. Expectant mothers of Reddit, name your child Gotham. Then when they wake up at 3am you can roll to your Husband or Partner and say 'Gotham needs you!' and they will get up.
4. You hear people speak of Batman as a 'Protector' and a 'Knight' of Gotham, but not so much as a 'Guardian.' That's because the 'Guardian' is silent.
5. What nickname did the boys at the precinct give Gotham's police commissioner once they heard he sometimes likes to expose himself to women on the street? Flash Gordon.

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Gotham One Liners

Which gotham one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gotham? I can suggest the ones about superhero and robin.

1. what did batman get when he's at the store? He GotHam
2. What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale.
3. What does Batman say when he fails his mission? Gotham it.
4. What would be a good toothpaste slogan in Gotham? I believe in Pepso-Dent.
5. What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow.
6. What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne
7. Riffing on the young Bruce Wayne's lines in "Gotham:" "He has to tell his own dad jokes."
8. If you ever feeling worthless, just remember that Gotham City has a police department.
9. What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham
10. Batman be like The League isn't the best place to fight crime so Gotham is where I go!
11. What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land? Gotham City.
12. What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop? Gotham?
13. So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane.

Witty Gotham Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about gotham you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gotham pranks.