Goth Jokes

41 goth jokes and hilarious goth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. We've covered all the best cheesy goth jokes, goth christmas jokes, goth humor jokes.

Funniest Goth Short Jokes

Short goth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goth humour may include short gangsta jokes also.

  1. There's a new goth dating app called graveyard. Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
    (putting the romance back in necromance.)
  2. What do you call 2 fat goths? Morbidly obese.
    I know I shouldnt joke about obese people they've got enough on their plate.
  3. why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied? Because batman swore to protect goth ham
  4. I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now. They both hated vandals and goths.
  5. Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.
  6. I wanted to describe my girlfriend's aesthetic, but "big tiddy goth gf" seemed too disrespectful. So now I say she's a wiccan thick'n ready for a dickin'.
  7. What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
    Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.
  8. «you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?» «yeah, I goth it»
  9. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. First Peter Murphy does it, then Andrew Eldritch does it, and then the rest of them argue endlessly over who did it better.
  10. Why was the barbarian sad all the time? He was a Goth

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Goth One Liners

Which goth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goth? I can suggest the ones about goblin and ghetto.

  1. Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.
  2. I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
  3. Me: How much for the goth cucumber? Clerk: That's a cactus.
  4. What do you call a flat goth girl? a cutting board
  5. Hey man, how much for the goth cucumber? Sir, that's a cactus.
  6. What do you call a fat goth? Buffet the Vampire Slayer
  7. How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You Are My Sunshine.
  8. emos and goths should wear more gold its pretty metal
  9. Saw an over weight goth today, I thought to myself, he's morbidly obese.
  10. What do you call a goth kid with cancer? Chemo
  11. What do you call a goth guy who likes women? A straight edge
  12. How do you get a goth down from a tree? Cut the rope
  13. What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon
  14. How did the goth girl get caught shoplifting? She had a barcode on her arm.
  15. What music do vegan goths listen to? Soy division

Goth joke, What music do vegan goths listen to?

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Goth Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about goth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bohemian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goth pranks.

What do goths and the k**... have in common?

They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.

What do you call a Goth with a f**...??

Edgar Allan Toes

Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...

Except ginger goths. They go n**....

What's a gothic persons blood made of?


Only Batman can protect the pig

A guy walks into a bar with a pig dressed all in black on a leash and orders a beer. "Um, what's with the dressed up pig?" the bartender asks. "It's my pet pig. He's dressed all in black for his own safety. This way no one can bully or harrass him," the guy tells the bartender. "Because Batman is sworn to protect goth ham."

A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a r**..., a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity

The bartender says "sorry, we have enough w**...."

What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.

Goth joke, «you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?»