Following is our collection of funniest Goth jokes. There are some goth punk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these goth call puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He sold his soul to Santa.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Clerk: That's a cactus.
They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.
Sir, that's a cactus.
Edgar Allan Toes
Buffet the Vampire Slayer
Except ginger goths. They go naked.
He sang her You Are My Sunshine.
I thought to myself, he's morbidly obese.
Chemo
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Emoglobin
A straight edge
Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.
So now I say she's a wiccan thick'n ready for a dickin'.
Cut the rope
The bartender says "sorry, we have enough whites."
An Emo-ticon
The Fall of the House of Flusher.
She had a barcode on her arm.
Β«yeah, I goth itΒ»
One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.
He was a Goth
We call him the three-toed Goth.
All of them. First Peter Murphy does it, then Andrew Eldritch does it, and then the rest of them argue endlessly over who did it better.
E i e M O
Oh macabre!
(say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
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