The Best 27 Goth Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Goth jokes. There are some goth punk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these goth call puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Goth Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Me: How much for the goth cucumber?

Clerk: That's a cactus.

Goth joke, Me: How much for the goth cucumber?

What do goths and the KKK have in common?

They don't have to worry about mixing darks and lights in their washing machines.

Hey man, how much for the goth cucumber?

Sir, that's a cactus.

What do you call a Goth with a foot fetish??

Edgar Allan Toes

What do you call a fat goth?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

Goth joke, What do you call a fat goth?

Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...

Except ginger goths. They go naked.

How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend?

He sang her You Are My Sunshine.

Saw an over weight goth today,

I thought to myself, he's morbidly obese.

What do you call a goth kid with cancer?


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What's a gothic persons blood made of?


What do you call a goth guy who likes women?

A straight edge

Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth.

Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.

I wanted to describe my girlfriend's aesthetic, but "big tiddy goth gf" seemed too disrespectful.

So now I say she's a wiccan thick'n ready for a dickin'.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Goth joke, How do you get a goth down from a tree?

A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity

The bartender says "sorry, we have enough whites."

What do you call a goth emoji?

An Emo-ticon

What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.

How did the goth girl get caught shoplifting?

She had a barcode on her arm.

Β«you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?Β»

Β«yeah, I goth itΒ»

What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?

One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.

Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.

Why was the barbarian sad all the time?

He was a Goth

After his motorcycle accident where he lost his left leg and half his right foot, Dylan sulked slowly around school in all black outfits.

We call him the three-toed Goth.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them. First Peter Murphy does it, then Andrew Eldritch does it, and then the rest of them argue endlessly over who did it better.

Old McDonald was a goth...

E i e M O

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre!

(say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the goth goy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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