Goth Jokes

Funniest Goth Short Jokes

Short goth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goth humour may include short gangsta jokes also.

1. There's a new goth dating app called graveyard. Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
   (putting the romance back in necromance.)
2. I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now. They both hated vandals and goths.
3. Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.
4. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. First Peter Murphy does it, then Andrew Eldritch does it, and then the rest of them argue endlessly over who did it better.
5. After his motorcycle accident where he lost his left leg and half his right foot, Dylan sulked slowly around school in all black outfits. We call him the three-toed Goth.
6. What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre!
   (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
7. My friend likes goth chicks... I call him razor blade.
8. What do Goth Mexicans eat? Beans Anne Rice
9. Not an Ostragoth Pun What do you call a Goth who has a great credit score?
   A Visa-Goth!

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Goth One Liners

Which goth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goth? I can suggest the ones about goblin and ghetto.

1. Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.
2. I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
3. Me: How much for the goth cucumber? Clerk: That's a cactus.
4. What do you call a flat goth girl? a cutting board
5. Hey man, how much for the goth cucumber? Sir, that's a cactus.
6. How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You Are My Sunshine.
7. emos and goths should wear more gold its pretty metal
8. What do you call a goth kid with cancer? Chemo
9. What do you call a goth guy who likes women? A straight edge
10. What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon
11. How did the goth girl get caught shoplifting? She had a barcode on her arm.
12. What music do vegan goths listen to? Soy division
13. «you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?» «yeah, I goth it»
14. Why was the barbarian sad all the time? He was a Goth
15. Old McDonald was a goth... E i e M O

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What funny jokes about goth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bohemian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goth pranks.