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36 gossip jokes and hilarious gossip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gossip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Gossip jokes provide an outlet to light-heartedly state your true feelings without getting into any serious trouble! Explore this collection of clever and provocative gossip jokes that will make you laugh and think. Enjoy these thought-provoking and profound pieces of chatter with confirmation that gossip isn't always bad!

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Funniest Gossip Short Jokes

Short gossip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gossip humour may include short rumors jokes also.

  1. First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.
  2. what do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull? not much of a watchdog, but it's a vicious gossip.
  3. kid: Dad, what's a 'gossip'? Dad: "hmm... I think you could says that a gossip is a person with a great sense of rumour."
  4. What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip). Telegram
    Telephone
    Tell a woman
    Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.
  5. Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmates gossip about them? Because they know their father can read their emails.
  6. What's it called when a group of people gossip at a Red Sox home game? The Boston Tea Party
  7. What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? "My ears are burning!"
  8. I don't like to repeat gossip. So listen carefully.
  9. There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.
  10. Did you hear about the gossiper who kept drinking probiotics? They joined a Yakult.

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Gossip One Liners

Which gossip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gossip? I can suggest the ones about scandal and overheard.

  1. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast.
  2. Have you heard the gossip about butter? Actually, nah I shouldn't spread it.
  3. Take steps to avoid this... Gossiping in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
  4. I'm a gossip. So I've heard.
  5. What do you call a monkey that likes to gossip? A blaboon.
  6. What do you call a gossiping mushroom? a shitalking mushroom.
  7. I hate women who gossip about me at workplace Especially to the HR ..
  8. I do not like dirty gossips they discuss me.
  9. I just hate gossipers, They discuss me
  10. What do you call gossip about kings and queens? Royal tea
  11. My Mom's sister is always listening so that she can gossip. We call her Ant Enna.
  12. I get all my gossip from a ketchup bottle Its a very reliable sauce
  13. Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox? Because they are fee-mail.
  14. To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour.
  15. I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time

Gossip joke, I don't repeat gossip

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about gossip can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of gossip puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Gossip Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about gossip you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean rumour has it jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gossip prank.

Gods Vacation

The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Ala said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Earth people like to gossip too much. I went there 2000 years ago, had a thing with a v**... and they're still talking about it!"

What kind of mushrooms always gossip about you behind your back?

s**...-talk-y mushrooms!

My Last 3 Boyfriends gossip

Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year.
One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I've had, I've named after soda pops. The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up.
The second one I called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do.
The third I called Jack Daniels. Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. Isn't Jack Daniels hard liquor?"
The girl smiles and says "Yes it is"

Gossip joke, My Last 3 Boyfriends gossip

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these gossip jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.