Gossip Jokes

Funniest Gossip Short Jokes

Short gossip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gossip humour may include short rumors jokes also.

1. what do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull? not much of a watchdog, but it's a vicious gossip.
2. kid: Dad, what's a 'gossip'? Dad: "hmm... I think you could says that a gossip is a person with a great sense of rumour."
3. What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip). Telegram
   Telephone
   Tell a woman
   Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.
4. Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmates gossip about them? Because they know their father can read their emails.
5. What's it called when a group of people gossip at a Red Sox home game? The Boston Tea Party
6. What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? "My ears are burning!"
7. There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.
8. What's the best way to keep track of office gossip? With a spreadshit.
9. Have you heard about the latest gossips about the next Ubuntu release? I heard that something fishy is going on!
10. A study finds that men are just as likely as women to spread gossip At least that's what I heard Rick tell Brad (who, by the way, has a crush on Patty)

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Gossip One Liners

Which gossip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gossip? I can suggest the ones about scandal and overheard.

1. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast.
2. Take steps to avoid this... Gossiping in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
3. I'm a gossip. So I've heard.
4. What do you call a monkey that likes to gossip? A blaboon.
5. What do you call a gossiping mushroom? a shitalking mushroom.
6. I do not like dirty gossips they discuss me.
7. I just hate gossipers, They discuss me
8. What do you call gossip about kings and queens? Royal tea
9. My Mom's sister is always listening so that she can gossip. We call her Ant Enna.
10. I get all my gossip from a ketchup bottle Its a very reliable sauce
11. Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox? Because they are fee-mail.
12. To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour.
13. I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time
14. I don't like to repeat gossip. So listen carefully.
15. Did you hear about the gossiper who kept drinking probiotics? They joined a Yakult.

Uproarious Gossip Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about gossip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rumour has it jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gossip pranks.