The Best 33 Gorillas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gorillas jokes. There are some gorillas chimp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Gorillas Jokes and Puns

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

A guy sees a sign that says, "Volunteers needed for medical experiment. $500 fee!"

So he goes in and they tell him they need humans to mate with gorillas. The guy thinks about it for a second, then says, "I'll do it under three conditions:

1) No one can find out that I did this.

2) If there are any offspring, they should be treated humanely.

3) I'm gonna need some time to come up with the $500."

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!

Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)

Gorillas joke, Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult.

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers!

A zookeeper notices his prize gorilla was getting aggressive..

She wouldn't eat. She wouldn't sleep. And she constantly kept trying to attack the zookeeper. So, he did some research and found out female gorillas can become depressed and aggressive when deprived from sex.

The zookeeper then looked around for another male gorilla for her to engage in intercourse, but unfortunately the zoo couldn't afford to import a male gorilla just for her to have sex.

Giving his funding situation, he goes up to the janitor and asks him "Hey, for $500, would you have sex with this gorilla?"

The janitor thought about it for a minute, and then replied "Sure, on three conditions. First condition, I don't want to kiss her."

"Okay sure! I wouldn't expect you to!"

The janitor then stated "Second condition. I don't want anyone knowing about this ordeal."

"Sure, fine! Not a problem! What's your third condition?"

Janitor said "Give me at least 2 weeks to come up with the $500"


WALKS INTO A BAR... FRUGAL GORILLA

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either.

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

Gorillas joke, How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists.

I'm going to call it Boko Harambe

There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas

It's called Boko Harambe

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now

Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats.

I'm so sorry.

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I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe

I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time.

Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting.

But no gorillas were shot on my watch.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar.

Bartender yells, What is this, some sort of joke?

Gorillas joke, A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a

What do you call it when 2 gorillas meet up to honor their lord and savior?

A Harambezvous

Are you aware the the Quran specifically forbids dating Gorillas?

It turns out you're not supposed to have a Haram Bae.

Are Gorillas stupid?

Of course, who else would complain about a 19$ drink but keep coming back to the same bar


Why do gorillas have such large nostrils?

Because they have large fingers

Gorillas see us how we see aliens, skinnier, smarter, less hair

Or you might call them Asians

Three boys are fighting at the zoo

The zookeeper separates them and says: "Alright, I want each of you to tell me his name and what he's doing here."

The first boy says: "My name is Mitch and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."

The second boy says: "My name is Ali and I was trying to feed peanuts to the gorillas."

The third boy says: "My name is Peanuts."

How do gorillas count?

Five six, seven ape.

Where do gorillas work out?

The jungle gym

A Gorilla walks into a pub

And asks the barman for a pint of bitter. The barman pulls him a pint, and says, "That'll be £6.50 please".

The gorilla takes a sip of his pint, and the barman says to him "You know, we don't get that many gorillas in here..."

The gorilla gulps down his beer, and informs the batman, "Well I'm not surprised at those prices..."

Don't let the Australians losing a war against Emus distract you from the fact that

The Americans lost a war against Gorillas

How many gorillas

How many gorillas can fit into a car?

Eight.

How many chickens can fit into the car?

None, the car is already full of gorillas.

"Sir, the gorillas have outnumbered us!"

"We're in a gorrila warfare!"

I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food.

It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.

A gorilla walks into a bar

He orders a beer. The bartender figures "what does a gorilla know?", charges the gorilla $50 for the beer. Gorilla pays him.

It's early, the bar is quiet, so the bartender isn't busy. He is curious, so he says to the gorilla "You know, we don't get many gorillas in here."

"At these prices, it's no wonder."

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink...

The barkeeper doesn't know what to do, so he goes to his boss. The boss never had a gorilla in his bar and he doesn't want his bar to becoma a favorite place for gorillas but on the other hand, he doesn't want to make the gorilla angry. So he says to the barkeeper: Serve him but charge him $30. Maybe he leaves then . The barkeeper does this and charges the gorilla $30. Then the barkeeper says: We rarely have a gorilla in our bar . And the gorilla says: No wonder with the prices here .

Why do gorillas have huge nostrils?

Because they have huge fingers.

How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shit load of light bulbs!

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