The Best 14 Gorge Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gorge jokes. There are some gorge phew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gorge cliff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gorge Jokes and Puns

A gorgeous student walks into her professor's office...

She says "Professor I'm really struggling in your class."

He say's "Ok it's good you're here then, what can I help you with?"

"Well I don't quite understand the material but honestly, I would do anything to pass."

"Anything?" He asks.

She leans in close and softly says "Anything."

He leans in closer, almost whispering as he asks:

"Would you, study?"

A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.

"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"

A gorgeous blonde is stranded on an island...

Two cannibals, father and son, find her.
The son says to the father: Wow dad! She is beautiful! Are we going to eat her?
To which the father replies: No son. Don't be silly, we're keeping her. We're eating your mother.

Gorge joke, A gorgeous blonde is stranded on an island...

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration?

She was stunning.


you see a gorgeous girl at a party...

There was a 25 year old guy walking on a tightrope...

... Across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another 25 year old guy was getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman. BUT at the exact same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?

Don't look down.

Gorge joke, There was a 25 year old guy walking on a tightrope...

What do i do when i see someone gorgeous?

I stare,
I adore,
I smile,

Then i put the mirror down.

Gorgeous Thai in a short skirt...

...was sitting opposite me on the bus, and I'm desperately thinking "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."

but she did.

A Man Was Walking A Tightrope....

Good joke from *House of Leaves*

There was this twenty five year old guy walking a tightrope across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another twenty five year old guy was getting a blow job from a seventy year old woman, but get this, at the same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?

Don't look down.

A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...

They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.

After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?

The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?

The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!

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Did you hear about the tire...

Mildred: Hey, Gorge, did you hear about the tire that had a nervous breakdown?

George: Nope. Tell me about it.

Mildred: It just couldn't take any more pressure!

Mom, Mom, why are we pushing the car into the gorge?

- Be quiet! Do you want to wake up your dad?

The day where Americans get together to gorge themselves on mountains of food

Thursday.

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