Gorge Jokes
24 gorge jokes and hilarious gorge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gorge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes about Cheddar Gorge, Hijack Canyon, and more. From leafy puns to hijack hijinks you'll be in stitches over these gorge-ous jokes.
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Funniest Gorge Short Jokes
Short gorge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gorge humour may include short gore jokes also.
- Did you hear about the tire... Mildred: Hey, Gorge, did you hear about the tire that had a nervous breakdown?
George: Nope. Tell me about it.
Mildred: It just couldn't take any more pressure! - Mom, Mom, why are we pushing the car into the gorge? - Be quiet! Do you want to wake up your dad?
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Gorge One Liners
Which gorge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gorge? I can suggest the ones about bore and choked.
- The Grand Canyon is so beautiful Or should I say gorge-ous!
- How beautiful is the Grand Canyon? It's just gorges
- China has the most beautiful power plants. It has not just one, but THREE Gorges Dams.
- What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous
- Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous
- Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges. - The day where Americans get together to gorge themselves on mountains of food Thursday.
- Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges. - If someone says your gorgeous... does that mean you're like a gorge?!?
- Peppa Pig What if Peppa pig was actually called Peppa pig..........
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Laughable Gorge Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about gorge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gourd jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gorge pranks.
A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday.
But there was no way I was swimming out that far, to talk to her.
A gorgeous student walks into her professor's office...
She says "Professor I'm really struggling in your class."
He say's "Ok it's good you're here then, what can I help you with?"
"Well I don't quite understand the material but honestly, I would do anything to pass."
"Anything?" He asks.
She leans in close and softly says "Anything."
He leans in closer, almost whispering as he asks:
"Would you, study?"
A gorgeous woman goes to a Doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse...
"I've been stung by a n**... insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."
"It's okay," says the good doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."
"Okay, It was at Walmart."
A gorgeous young woman works at the grocery store. Her job is to climb the ladder to get raisin bread down from the top shelf.
Because she is so attractive, a lot of men who come to the grocery store ask her to get down the raisin bread just so they can see up her skirt when she climbs the ladder, but the woman thinks it's just because raisin bread is really popular.
One day, after the woman had given raisin bread to dozens of men, an old man came walking through the bread aisle. "Excuse me, sir," she said. "Is yours raisin too?"
"No," replied the old man, "but it's twitchin' a little!"
a gorgeous blond jumped out of her Porsche at an intersection and began shouting at me as our cars had touched ...
"Just ram me up the a**... why don't you" she shouted...
...And that Your Honour is where the confusion began. ..
A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.
"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"
A gorgeous blonde is stranded on an island...
Two cannibals, father and son, find her.
The son says to the father: Wow dad! She is beautiful! Are we going to eat her?
To which the father replies: No son. Don't be silly, we're keeping her. We're eating your mother.
Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration?
She was stunning.
A gorgeous woman walked into a bar and a man started hitting on her.
The woman didn't like it so she told him to stop but he wouldn't stop - so she pulled out her taser on the guy.
Unconscious, the guy is pulled aside by the bartender, and the woman leaves. The man wakes up several minutes later, and the bartender asks him if he's okay.
The man replies, I'm not sure, but wasn't she a total stunner!
you see a gorgeous girl at a party...
There was a 25 year old guy walking on a tightrope...
... Across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another 25 year old guy was getting a b**... from a 70 year old woman. BUT at the exact same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?
Don't look down.
What do i do when i see someone gorgeous?
I stare,
I adore,
I smile,
Then i put the mirror down.
Gorgeous Thai in a short skirt...
...was sitting opposite me on the bus, and I'm desperately thinking "don't get an e**...... don't get an e**......"
but she did.
