The Best 16 Gorge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gorge jokes. There are some gorge phew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gorge cliff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gorge Jokes and Puns

A gorgeous student walks into her professor's office...

She says "Professor I'm really struggling in your class."

He say's "Ok it's good you're here then, what can I help you with?"

"Well I don't quite understand the material but honestly, I would do anything to pass."

"Anything?" He asks.

She leans in close and softly says "Anything."

He leans in closer, almost whispering as he asks:

"Would you, study?"

A gorgeous young woman works at the grocery store. Her job is to climb the ladder to get raisin bread down from the top shelf.

Because she is so attractive, a lot of men who come to the grocery store ask her to get down the raisin bread just so they can see up her skirt when she climbs the ladder, but the woman thinks it's just because raisin bread is really popular.

One day, after the woman had given raisin bread to dozens of men, an old man came walking through the bread aisle. "Excuse me, sir," she said. "Is yours raisin too?"

"No," replied the old man, "but it's twitchin' a little!"

A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.

"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"

Gorge joke, A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.

A gorgeous blonde is stranded on an island...

Two cannibals, father and son, find her.
The son says to the father: Wow dad! She is beautiful! Are we going to eat her?
To which the father replies: No son. Don't be silly, we're keeping her. We're eating your mother.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.


Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration?

She was stunning.

A gorgeous woman walked into a bar and a man started hitting on her.

The woman didn't like it so she told him to stop but he wouldn't stop - so she pulled out her taser on the guy.

Unconscious, the guy is pulled aside by the bartender, and the woman leaves. The man wakes up several minutes later, and the bartender asks him if he's okay.

The man replies, I'm not sure, but wasn't she a total stunner!

Gorge joke, A gorgeous woman walked into a bar and a man started hitting on her.

you see a gorgeous girl at a party...

There was a 25 year old guy walking on a tightrope...

... Across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another 25 year old guy was getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman. BUT at the exact same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?

Don't look down.

What do i do when i see someone gorgeous?

I stare,
I adore,
I smile,

Then i put the mirror down.

Gorgeous Thai in a short skirt...

...was sitting opposite me on the bus, and I'm desperately thinking "don't get an erection... don't get an erection..."

but she did.

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A Man Was Walking A Tightrope....

Good joke from *House of Leaves*

There was this twenty five year old guy walking a tightrope across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another twenty five year old guy was getting a blow job from a seventy year old woman, but get this, at the same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?

Don't look down.

A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...

They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.

After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?

The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?

The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!

Did you hear about the tire...

Mildred: Hey, Gorge, did you hear about the tire that had a nervous breakdown?

George: Nope. Tell me about it.

Mildred: It just couldn't take any more pressure!

Mom, Mom, why are we pushing the car into the gorge?

- Be quiet! Do you want to wake up your dad?

The day where Americans get together to gorge themselves on mountains of food

Thursday.

Gorge joke, The day where Americans get together to gorge themselves on mountains of food

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