Gorge Jokes
22 gorge jokes and hilarious gorge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gorge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes about Cheddar Gorge, Hijack Canyon, and more. From leafy puns to hijack hijinks you'll be in stitches over these gorge-ous jokes.
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Funniest Gorge Short Jokes
Short gorge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gorge humour may include short gourd jokes also.
- Did you hear about the tire... Mildred: Hey, Gorge, did you hear about the tire that had a nervous breakdown?
George: Nope. Tell me about it.
Mildred: It just couldn't take any more pressure! - Mom, Mom, why are we pushing the car into the gorge? - Be quiet! Do you want to wake up your dad?
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Gorge One Liners
Which gorge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gorge? I can suggest the ones about grate and gull.
- The Grand Canyon is so beautiful Or should I say gorge-ous!
- China has the most beautiful power plants. It has not just one, but THREE Gorges Dams.
- What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous
- Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous
- The day where Americans get together to gorge themselves on mountains of food Thursday.
- Q: When are holes beautiful?
A: When they're gorges. - If someone says your gorgeous... does that mean you're like a gorge?!?
- Peppa Pig What if Peppa pig was actually called Peppa pig..........
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Laughable Gorge Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about gorge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean goose jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gorge pranks.
A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday.
But there was no way I was swimming out that far, to talk to her.
A gorgeous young woman works at the grocery store. Her job is to climb the ladder to get raisin bread down from the top shelf.
Because she is so attractive, a lot of men who come to the grocery store ask her to get down the raisin bread just so they can see up her skirt when she climbs the ladder, but the woman thinks it's just because raisin bread is really popular.
One day, after the woman had given raisin bread to dozens of men, an old man came walking through the bread aisle. "Excuse me, sir," she said. "Is yours raisin too?"
"No," replied the old man, "but it's twitchin' a little!"
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a gorgeous blond jumped out of her Porsche at an intersection and began shouting at me as our cars had touched ...
"Just ram me up the a**... why don't you" she shouted...
...And that Your Honour is where the confusion began. ..
A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.
"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"
Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration?
She was stunning.
A gorgeous woman walked into a bar and a man started hitting on her.
The woman didn't like it so she told him to stop but he wouldn't stop - so she pulled out her taser on the guy.
Unconscious, the guy is pulled aside by the bartender, and the woman leaves. The man wakes up several minutes later, and the bartender asks him if he's okay.
The man replies, I'm not sure, but wasn't she a total stunner!
you see a gorgeous girl at a party...
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A Man Was Walking A Tightrope....
Good joke from *House of Leaves*
There was this twenty five year old guy walking a tightrope across a deep river gorge while half way around the world another twenty five year old guy was getting a b**... from a seventy year old woman, but get this, at the same moment both men were thinking the exact same thought. You know what it was?
Don't look down.
A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...
They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.
After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?
The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?
The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!
A gorgeous young redhead went into the doctor's office.
and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible," says the doctor, "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more pain.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no," she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
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"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
