The Best 56 Gore Jokes
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Funny Gore Jokes and Puns
If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...
**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?
Algorithm.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
So if he didn't invent the internet...
then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?
Why did Moses vote for Al Gore?
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
What did the bicycle repairman done?
George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."
I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college
And named it "Algorithm"
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm
Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?
Because of an inconvenient tooth.
Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?
It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…
Why are there no televised fights about the environment?
There's too much Gore
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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?
I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
Al Gore started his own band!
They call themselves The Algorythms
Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]
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Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms.
What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?
He's writing an Algorithm!
If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...
The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(
Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms.
Courtesy of my dad at lunch today.
I had to stop watching An Inconvenient Truth after 20 minutes.
Can't stand movies with that much gore.
What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem?
An Al-Gore-ithm.
I'll see myself out.
There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Most animals don't like gore.
But leeches are suckers for blood.
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
An algorithm.
What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?
An algorithm
What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?
An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it...
AlGoreRythyms
How does Al Gore fix a broken drumset?
Algorithms
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the quickie darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"
I'm going to go out of this world the same way I came in.
Screaming and covered in gore.
How was Bill Clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?
He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
I agree that there should be different NSFW tags for violent and sexual content
Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.
I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day...
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band?
Al Gore Rhythm
My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game
I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.
what did al gore use to create the internet
al-gore-rithms
Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore
It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
"Ugh, I hate this time of month," she said. "It's like I've got the 2000 election in my pants..."
"'cuz there's Bush and there's Gore."
[OC] NSFW
Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner
After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.
Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."
What do you call Al Gore when he's dancing?
Algorithm.
I couldn't figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing.
Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm
You know how Al Gore invented the internet?
Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
Why didn't the parents let their kids watch the documentary on global warming?
Too much Gore...
Somebody attacked Bill Clinton's vice president with a chainsaw.
Witnesses described a mess of blood and Gore.
Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically
He says its just his Al Gore rhythm
What do you call a sequence of dance moves made by Al Gore?
An algorithm.
You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?
The whole thing runs on algorithms
Facebook keeps suggesting that I watch videos of former American Vice Presidents dancing.
All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.
You know what the name of Al Gore's new math rock band is?
Al Gore Rhythm
What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?
An Al Gore Rythym
Come to think of it, it's a good thing Bush won the 2000 election over Al Gore...
Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!
Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida
Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore
How does Al Gore solve math problems?
He uses an Al-Gore-ithm
I saw a former vice present playing bass recommend to me on Youtube.
I think something was wrong with its Al Gore rhythm.
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