Gordon Ramsay Jokes

Funniest Gordon Ramsay Short Jokes

Short gordon ramsay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gordon ramsay humour may include short chef jokes also.

1. And the lord said 'take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you" and Gordon Ramsay replied bland, dry, and tasteless."
2. What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed
3. My wife doesn't realize I'm not complimenting her cooking When I say "you remind me of Gordon Ramsay"
4. Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar
5. Was just watching the Great British Baking Show The entire series feels like an apology for sending us Gordon Ramsay.
6. Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW
7. How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked? The Hindus are still worshipping it.
8. Gordon Ramsay went to a failing restaurant and ordered a glass of water... "IT'S DRY!" he yelled and threw the water back at the lazy chef.
9. Right, today we are going to make the best cereal and milk Gordon Ramsay:
   #Olive oil, *I N*
10. Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.
    Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.

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Gordon Ramsay One Liners

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1. What movie does Gordon Ramsay hate? Frozen
2. How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month? He started a swear jar.
3. What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most? .raw
4. Did you hear Gordon Ramsay wrote a book about herbs? It's about thyme!
5. The only reason why Gordon Ramsay watches Smackdown... Is because it's not Raw.
6. What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite band? Rage Against the Cuisine
7. Gordon Ramsay The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen
8. What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity? IT'S RA!!!!!
9. Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE? Because part of it is RAW
10. Who is Gordon Ramsay's favorite American Country Music artist? It's Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!
11. So Gordon Ramsay's having another kid... Thought he didn't like it raw...
12. How does Gordon Ramsay like his woman? Raw! Raw raw Raaaaaaaaaawwwwww!
13. If Gordon Ramsay went to WWE... He will not show up on RAW.
14. What did Usain Bolt ask Gordon Ramsay? What Jamaican?
15. Why is Gordon Ramsay so angry? Because he's got a women's job

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