Gordon Jokes

Funniest Gordon Short Jokes

Short gordon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gordon humour may include short gordon ramsay jokes also.

1. Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers! "That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
2. How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal.
   Get your mind out of the gutter.
3. And the lord said 'take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you" and Gordon Ramsay replied bland, dry, and tasteless."
4. What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed
5. My wife doesn't realize I'm not complimenting her cooking When I say "you remind me of Gordon Ramsay"
6. At first I thought less of Gordon Ramsey based on his wife... But you can't judge a cook by its lover...
7. Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar
8. Why did Josh Gordon marry mary jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
9. Gordon Morgan... was having all kinds of problems introducing himself at breakfast in Berlin.
   While his friend Jim Apple was having similar problems in Paris
10. Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

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Gordon One Liners

Which gordon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gordon? I can suggest the ones about robin and villain.

1. What movie does Gordon Ramsay hate? Frozen
2. How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month? He started a swear jar.
3. Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef? Gordon Ramesses
4. What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most? .raw
5. Since they have Batman shampoo Why do we not have Conditioner Gordon
6. Did you hear Gordon Ramsay wrote a book about herbs? It's about thyme!
7. What do you call an Egyptian chef? Gordon Ramses.
8. The only reason why Gordon Ramsay watches Smackdown... Is because it's not Raw.
9. What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite band? Rage Against the Cuisine
10. What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? "IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
11. What would you call a hair product that was marketing batman? Conditioner Gordon.
12. If Gordon Ramsey were in halo… would it make him masterchef?
13. Gordon Ramsay The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen
14. What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon.
15. What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite scary movie? Get out

Gordon Ramsay Jokes

Here is a list of funny gordon ramsay jokes and even better gordon ramsay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Was just watching the Great British Baking Show The entire series feels like an apology for sending us Gordon Ramsay.
• Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW
• What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity? IT'S RA!!!!!
• How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked? The Hindus are still worshipping it.
• Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE? Because part of it is RAW
• Who is Gordon Ramsay's favorite American Country Music artist? It's Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!
• Gordon Ramsay went to a failing restaurant and ordered a glass of water... "IT'S DRY!" he yelled and threw the water back at the lazy chef.
• Right, today we are going to make the best cereal and milk Gordon Ramsay:
  #Olive oil, *I N*
• So Gordon Ramsay's having another kid... Thought he didn't like it raw...
• Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.
  Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.

Gordon Freeman Jokes

Here is a list of funny gordon freeman jokes and even better gordon freeman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40? A Half Life crisis.
• What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive? A Lambda-ghini.
• Half Life 3 was going to be released several years ago... ...But the voice actor for Gordon Freeman was supposed to announce it, and no-one can find him.
• What do you call someone who hunts down Gordon Freeman? A pry-vateer

Flash Gordon Jokes

Here is a list of funny flash gordon jokes and even better flash gordon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does Gordon program in? FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
• What nickname did the boys at the precinct give Gotham's police commissioner once they heard he sometimes likes to expose himself to women on the street? Flash Gordon.

Comical & Quirky Gordon Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about gordon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gordon pranks.