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What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?

A Half Life crisis.

What kind of car does Gordon Freeman drive?

A Lambda-ghini.

Half Life 3 was going to be released several years ago...

...But the voice actor for Gordon Freeman was supposed to announce it, and no-one can find him.

Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos

My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.
Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.

What do you call someone who hunts down Gordon Freeman?

A pry-vateer

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