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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...
... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"
Bartender: "Water."
Ramsay: "Fresh?"
Bartender: "No, frozen."
Ramsay: "Oh for f**...'s sake."
Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers!
"That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
Why does Gordon Ramsey like to have s**... with a c**...?
Because he hates it raw.
Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE
Because it's f*cking RAW
What did one doughnut say to the other...
...you look a little glazed
What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite band?
Rage Against the Cuisine
What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?
"IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
If Gordon Ramsey were in halo…
would it make him masterchef?
Gordon Ramsay
The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen
Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning
But I took it with a pinch of sugar
Gordon Morgan...
was having all kinds of problems introducing himself at breakfast in Berlin.
While his friend Jim Apple was having similar problems in Paris
What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite scary movie?
Get out
What is Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?
Frozen
What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?
IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN
How does Gordon Ramsays family know he's having a s**...?
The toast is f**...' burnt
Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ...
... they were formatted RAW
Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?
Because he never likes the steakes.
What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity?
IT'S RA!!!!!
How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?
The Hindus are still worshipping it.
Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.
He comes across what looks like soup.
Let me taste the soup!
But...
No buts!
He tasted the soup.
IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!
It is dishwasher water, but you didn't listen.
What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?
A Half Life crisis.
How does Gordon Ramsay like his s**...?
Not sure, but definitely not RAW
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Gordo One Liners
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(credit to Gordo from 1310 the ticket)
