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Funniest Gord Short Jokes

Short gord jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gord humour may include short carriage jokes also.

  1. Gord sighed as he sat and looked over his lands. His son asked, "What's wrong, Father?" to which Gord replied, "Some idiot spelled my name wrong a thousand years ago and now everyone's doing it."
  2. During his final tour, Gord Downie was one of the luckiest people in Canada he was the only person that didnt know any Tragically Hip songs
  3. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs riding a bull? Gord.
    I made that joke up when I was 12.
  4. Gord Downie thinks he has cancer, so he goes to the doctor... Turns out it was all in his head.

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Gord One Liners

Which gord one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gord? I can suggest the ones about indigestion and heartburn.

  1. What'd the farmer say when he accidentally squashed his pumpkin? Oh my gord.
  2. What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gord!
  3. I thought Gord Downie would live to be 150! I guess I was ahead by a century.

Gord joke, I thought Gord Downie would live to be 150!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about gord can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of gord puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Giggle-Inducing Gord Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about gord you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean credit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gord prank.

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"
Bartender: "Water."
Ramsay: "Fresh?"
Bartender: "No, frozen."
Ramsay: "Oh for f**...'s sake."

Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers!

"That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."

Why does Gordon Ramsey like to have s**... with a c**...?

Because he hates it raw.

Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE

Because it's f*cking RAW

What did one doughnut say to the other...

...you look a little glazed

What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite band?

Rage Against the Cuisine

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

"IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

If Gordon Ramsey were in halo

would it make him masterchef?

Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

Gordon Morgan...

was having all kinds of problems introducing himself at breakfast in Berlin.
While his friend Jim Apple was having similar problems in Paris

What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite scary movie?

Get out

What is Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

Frozen

How does Gordan Ramsey save money?

Swear Jar

What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN

How does Gordon Ramsays family know he's having a s**...?

The toast is f**...' burnt

Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ...

... they were formatted RAW

Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity?

IT'S RA!!!!!

How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?

The Hindus are still worshipping it.

Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.

He comes across what looks like soup.
Let me taste the soup!
But...
No buts!
He tasted the soup.
IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!
It is dishwasher water, but you didn't listen.

What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?

A Half Life crisis.

How does Gordon Ramsay like his s**...?

Not sure, but definitely not RAW

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite God?

Ra.

Why does Gordon Ramsay always wear a c**...?

Because he never likes it raw

Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE?

Because part of it is RAW

Who is Gordon Ramsay's favorite American Country Music artist?

It's Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!

What's Gordan Ramsay's favourite movie?

Frozen.

Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a p**.......

A major part of his job involves putting all sorts of awful and n**... things in his mouth!

Gord joke, Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a p**.......

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