The Best 44 Gord Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Gord Jokes and Puns

What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?


I wonder

Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?

Why did Gordon break up with Alyx?

Because she had a Lambda complex.

Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE

Because it's f*cking RAW

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Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ...

... they were formatted RAW

Why did Gordon Freeman's vehicle dismember the metrocop and pulverize his limbs?

Because he was driving a Combine harvester.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?


Gord joke, What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?

A Half Life crisis.

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Why does Gordon Ramsey like to have sex with a condom?

Because he hates it raw.

How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?

The Hindus are still worshipping it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs riding a bull?


I made that joke up when I was 12.

Gordiyan knot.

You're knot wrong.

What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?

Oh my gord!

Gord joke, What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?

Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a prostitute....

A major part of his job involves putting all sorts of awful and nasty things in his mouth!

Gordon Ramsay asks his daughter

"what is your favorite movie, sweetie?"
His daughter: "Frozen"
Gordon: "F*ck me"

What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity?

IT'S RA!!!!!

What's Gordan Ramsay's favourite movie?


Who is Gordon Ramsay's favorite American Country Music artist?


What is Gordan Ramsay's favorite Disney movie?


If Gordon Ramsay went to WWE...

He will not show up on RAW.

Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE?

Because part of it is RAW

How does Gordon Ramsay like his sex?

Not sure, but definitely not RAW

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Why does Gordon Ramsay always wear a condom?

Because he never likes it raw

During his final tour, Gord Downie was one of the luckiest people in Canada

he was the only person that didnt know any Tragically Hip songs

Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

How does Gordan Ramsey save money?

Swear Jar

Gordon Ramsay went to a failing restaurant and ordered a glass of water...

"IT'S DRY!" he yelled and threw the water back at the lazy chef.

How did Gordan Ramsey like the steak John Cena served him

It was fuckin' RAW

What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite scary movie?

Get out

Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.

He comes across what looks like soup.

Let me taste the soup!


No buts!

He tasted the soup.


It is dishwasher water, but you didn't listen.

What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite God?


What'd the farmer say when he accidentally squashed his pumpkin?

Oh my gord.

I don't know why Gordon Ramsay calls people a doughnut as an insult

Because honestly if someone called me a doughnut that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me

How does Gordon Ramsays family know he's having a stroke?

The toast is fuckin' burnt

What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite band?

Rage Against the Cuisine

What is Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?


Gord sighed as he sat and looked over his lands.

His son asked, "What's wrong, Father?" to which Gord replied, "Some idiot spelled my name wrong a thousand years ago and now everyone's doing it."

Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers!

"That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."

If Gordon Ramsey were in Halo…

would it make him masterchef?

Gordon Morgan...

was having all kinds of problems introducing himself at breakfast in Berlin.

While his friend Jim Apple was having similar problems in Paris

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