Gord Jokes
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Funniest Gord Short Jokes
Short gord jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gord humour may include short carriage jokes also.
- Gord sighed as he sat and looked over his lands. His son asked, "What's wrong, Father?" to which Gord replied, "Some idiot spelled my name wrong a thousand years ago and now everyone's doing it."
- During his final tour, Gord Downie was one of the luckiest people in Canada he was the only person that didnt know any Tragically Hip songs
- What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs riding a bull? Gord.
I made that joke up when I was 12. - Gord Downie thinks he has cancer, so he goes to the doctor... Turns out it was all in his head.
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Gord One Liners
Which gord one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gord? I can suggest the ones about indigestion and heartburn.
- What'd the farmer say when he accidentally squashed his pumpkin? Oh my gord.
- What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gord!
- I thought Gord Downie would live to be 150! I guess I was ahead by a century.
Giggle-Inducing Gord Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about gord you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean credit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gord pranks.
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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...
... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"
Bartender: "Water."
Ramsay: "Fresh?"
Bartender: "No, frozen."
Ramsay: "Oh for f**...'s sake."
Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers!
"That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
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Why does Gordon Ramsey like to have s**... with a c**...?
Because he hates it raw.
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Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE
Because it's f*cking RAW
What did one doughnut say to the other...
...you look a little glazed
What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite band?
Rage Against the Cuisine
What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?
"IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
If Gordon Ramsey were in halo…
would it make him masterchef?
Gordon Ramsay
The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen
Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning
But I took it with a pinch of sugar
Gordon Morgan...
was having all kinds of problems introducing himself at breakfast in Berlin.
While his friend Jim Apple was having similar problems in Paris
What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite scary movie?
Get out
How does Gordan Ramsey save money?
Swear Jar
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How does Gordon Ramsays family know he's having a s**...?
The toast is f**...' burnt
Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ...
... they were formatted RAW
Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?
Because he never likes the steakes.
What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity?
IT'S RA!!!!!
How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?
The Hindus are still worshipping it.
Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.
He comes across what looks like soup.
Let me taste the soup!
But...
No buts!
He tasted the soup.
IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!
It is dishwasher water, but you didn't listen.
What did Gordon Freeman experience when he turned 40?
A Half Life crisis.
What does Gordon program in?
FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE?
Because part of it is RAW
Who is Gordon Ramsay's favorite American Country Music artist?
It's Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!
What's Gordan Ramsay's favourite movie?
Frozen.
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Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a p**.......
A major part of his job involves putting all sorts of awful and n**... things in his mouth!
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How did Gordan Ramsey like the steak John Cena served him
It was f**...' RAW
Gordon Ramsay went to a failing restaurant and ordered a glass of water...
"IT'S DRY!" he yelled and threw the water back at the lazy chef.
Gordiyan knot.
You're knot wrong.
Why did Gordon break up with Alyx?
Because she had a Lambda complex.
