Gopher Jokes
31 gopher jokes and hilarious gopher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gopher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh! This article features all the best gopher jokes from the state of Minnesota! From making fun of moles to poking fun at holes, these gopher jokes are sure to produce laughter from nebula to nebula.
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Funniest Gopher Short Jokes
Short gopher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gopher humour may include short gator jokes also.
- Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders? Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?
- What do gophers do when they're thirsty? They gopher a soda, where nobody hurts, nobody cries.
Sincerely Dad. - Did you hear about the Doctor that boiled 2000 lbs of gophers alive?!?! He was studying mole-ton lava.
- Animal joke "What does a tunneling rodent decide to do on 4th down of a football game? Gopher it!"
- Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it.
- Why can't people guys from Wisconsin date girls from Minnesota? Can't fit a badger in a gopher hole.
- My girlfriend thinks the gopher from Caddy Shack is a good dancer... But, I think he's alright.
- How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole
- What did the prarie dog coach say to his team? Just gopher it.
- Have you ever wanted to try r**... food? I'd say just gopher it!
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Gopher One Liners
Which gopher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gopher? I can suggest the ones about groundhog and grasshopper.
- What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you? A Gophuckyourself.
- What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold.
- What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk.
- Knock, knock Who's there?
Gopher
Gopher who?
Gopherk urself. - My friend said he wanted to live in a hole I said gopher it
- Im hung like a gopher An inch off the ground
- What do you call a dead gopher? Just fur. It doesn't go anymore.
- A meerkat likes another meerkat. I told him to gopher it.
- So... How much fur would a gopher go for if a gopher could go for fur?
- Ripped a mole off my face today... Gotta stop looking down gopher holes...
- What did the groundhog say to his buddy about to jump off the rock... Just gopher it.
- What do you call a one eared rodent? Vincent Van Gopher
- Why did the Golden Gophers invent the Honeycrisp? They were sick of eating Minneapples.
- When some animals want to burrow underground They really gopher it!
- My friend told me he was going to live underground. I said to gopher it
Comical Gopher Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about gopher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean squirrel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gopher pranks.
So a guy and a girl are on a blind date.
The girl says to the guy, So, Gerry, what do you do for a living?
Gerry immediately bends down to pick something up from under the table. He pulls out a stuffed gopher, and shows it to the girl. Oh, yeah, he says, I'm a taxidermist.
The girl replies with Oh, that's cool.
Then the gopher says, And a ventriloquist.
Poisoning a gopher (an old joke)
We had a gopher problem in the back yard, so I asked my dad what it would take to get it under control. "It's a two man job," he explained. "o**... has to put the poison down its tiny hole, and the other guy has to hold its tiny legs."
