Goosebumps Jokes
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Laugh out loud with these hysterical Goosebumps jokes featuring Slappy, hairs that stand on end, geese, and more! Share these witty and unique jokes with your friends and family and get ready to shiver with delight.
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I plowed through a gaggle of geese on the road
It gave me Goosebumps
What are goosebumps for?
To slow down speeding geese!
What do you call a dead bird on the road?
A goosebump.
I was talking to a woman at a bar, and she said air on a g-string gave her goosebumps.
It was 10 minutes before I realized she was talking about the musical piece by Bach.
A series of Goosebumps themed German beer mugs:
R.L. Steins.
She was 18 and he was 35.
Just the two of them. She knew that today is the day, she had been waiting for it. He laid her on her back and leaned above her. She got goosebumps and sweaty palms.
I'm scared she said quietly.
You'll be fine, i'll be quick he replied.
Within a few minutes the tooth was out and she could get up from the dentists' chair.
Post your pickup lines. I'll start: Girl, you smell like....
Girl, you smell like an encouraging note my 3rd grade teacher wrote with a purple gelpen in the front of my Goosebumps book! Can I get your number?
What gives pirates goosebumps?
ASMRrrrrrr!
What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road?
Goosebumps
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