Google Search Jokes

97 google search jokes and hilarious google search puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about google search that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Google Search Short Jokes

Short google search jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The google search humour may include short google jokes also.

  1. I just explained Google images to my mum... "Pick anything to search for" I told her.
    "What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.
    "Except that." I replied.
  2. What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub? I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.
  3. Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for "stuffing" on Google than on PornHub.
  4. Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" The search returns "Page not found".
  5. I searched in Google "How do I know if my wife is a witch". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen.
  6. I was trying to google "How do I know if I had Alzheimer's?" Apparently, someone has already searched that. Weird...
  7. I tried searching Alzheimer's on Google… … but for some reason all the links were purple.
  8. During quarantine, Google saw a shift in the top 5 Google searches. The no. 1 position went from how to get laid to how to get laid off.
  9. What did Google say to the politically incorrect employee? I can help you search for a new job.
  10. Don't confuse your Google search with my computer scienc-- -- actually, never mind. It amounts to the same thing.

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Google Search One Liners

Which google search one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with google search? I can suggest the ones about search engine and hey google.

  1. I searched google for "how to start a large fire" 52,000 matches
  2. What's the most searched word on Bing? Google
  3. What's the safest place to hide a dead body? Page 2 of Google search.
  4. What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer? Google Chrome.
  5. The r in Gary Oldman … Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.
  6. I searched Google for a lighter . . . But all I found was 96k matches .
  7. I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R
  8. Where does Google like to drink at? The search bar.
  9. How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party.
  10. I did a Google search for a cigarette lighter. Ended up with 15,000 matches.
  11. How did the bank robber choose his next target? He used Google safe search.
  12. I googled alzheimers symptoms... And it had already been searched before.
  13. I tried searching Google for cigarette lighters And all I got was 15,000 matches.
  14. I tried searching up "Dementia" on google but for some reason, all the links were purple.
  15. The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results or page 1 of Bing.

Cheeky Google Search Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about google search you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bing search jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make google search pranks.

Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body?
Siri: The second page of a Google search.

Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.

I'm studying for a test that I have tomorrow and I found a word that I don't know. I thought that I should know it because if I didn't know it, it would end up being on the test and I would not know it. So I went to Google and searched its definition so I could know that I knew the definition.

It was "verbosity".

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

When I search Canadian cats in Google...

It just gives me a bunch of lynx.

Best place to hide stuff?

Page two in Google search results!

What's under the hood of a Google driverless car?

A search engine.

Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "h**... poem"?

I am forming a new punk band!

We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men".
Search for us on google!

Why is sonic the answer to every google search?

Because he shows up the fastest.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?


What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic?

They do a quick google search and then agree with you.

I went to Google and searched "synonym for ambiguous"

but the result was inconclusive.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Now that Google has turned 18 years old...

It can finally turn off safe search.

Google, Yahoo, and Bing walk into a bar

A search bar!
No? I thought it was too GUI

Your father is so absent...

When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found.

What did the Google employee say after being accused of stealing office supplies?

Search me.

They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean

which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search

I just googled shaman dance

I was searching for some spiritual guy dance

What type of engine does Google's self-driving cars have?

Search engine.

There's a new search engine being developed for infants

Google Ga Ga

The Google car won't use any fuel

It will run on a search engine

I think Google is drunk or something…

It keeps giving me news articles when I search for "Asian forced by three guys."

What's the most unexplored place on earth ?

Second page of the google search.

I searched Google for "How to cheat on my girlfriend."

The first result was "I hope you used the left hand to type that."

Is your name google ?

Because you have everything I am searching for!

What is Bing`s most searched topic?


I searched Google for "popular singer, last name Crosby, active from the 20s-70s." I got plenty of results but they were not as helpful as I would have liked.

Guess I should have used Bing.

My friend told me that there was a search engine called Bing.

So I googled it, which is kinda the point

What engine does the Google maps car have?

A search engine!

My stomach must be searching the internet...

It's Googling.

Republican healthcare:

Pay an extra $5.99/month to use Google to search for the symptoms you have that you can't afford to have treated.

What's the best way to hide a body?

On the second page of a google search.

Kid googles, Pewdiepie merch, next day he searches up why am i getting bullied at school?

The French have launched their own version of Google called Quaero

You just type in what you're searching for, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you!

Is Google a bachelor or married?

Bachelor as it still keeps searching!

If you do a Google search for "lost mideivel servant boy"

It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."

For the first time ever, "thai boys" isn't a risky Google search

A son goes up to his dad one morning

He says I'm starting a search service! His dad, impressed, goes That's a great idea! Just look how well companies like Google and Bing are doing! The son replies Oh no dad, not that type of search engine. I'll find things around the house for you. For example, five dollars, I'll find your reading glasses. For ten, I'll find your car keys and for twenty I'll find the Tv remote. The dad exclaims At those prices I might as well find them myself! The son smiles and asks Are you sure? I hid them pretty well.

Hey girl, are you google?

Because you're what I've been searching for

I couldn't find a good joke on my first Google search.

It took me a second to get it.

Google's Search Engine in China

Google? More like Go.ogle. They want to keep spyin and creepin.

How to get big d**...?

Google doesnt work why?
Why doesnt google search what i want?

Why did Steve Jobs die of cancer?

Because he searched for a medicine in Safari and not Google Chrome.

What is the best hiding spot on internet?

The second page of google search results.

If you search "pig" on Google Images, every image has the same file type.

They're all .jpigs.

If Google made a car would it be electric?

No, a search engine.

My grandpa isn't very computer savvy

So my Grandpa (72) got on the internet only recently and is still very unsure about how to use it. A month or so ago I taught him how to use email, to his amazement.
I also showed him how web browsing works and showed him how to put questions into Google search.
Yesterday he was planning to repaint the shed and wanted to know if latex paint would stick to stucco, so he did a search for Latex b**....

I had to research Rorschach tests for school so I did a Google image search

Now who the h**... took so many n**... pictures of my mom and put them on the internet?!

What do field anthropologists and jokes subredditors have in common?

They dig around all day looking for some rare *humerus* discoveries only to find they've already been catalogued via Google search.

I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests.

But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.

Why would you ever want to google yourself?

Search me...

I did a google search for Alzheimer's...

But for some reason all the links were already purple.