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Google Home Jokes

6 google home jokes and hilarious google home puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about google home that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Google Home Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good google home joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

True story. I asked my Google Home to tell me a dad joke.

"Why can't you write with an unsharpened pencil?
Because there's no point!"
I asked it to tell me another dad joke, and in typical dad joke fashion:
"Why can't you write with an unsharpened pencil?
Because there's no point!"

My Google Home...

doesn't know what idk stands for. Now I'll never know.

I'm really sad because I didn't get the home assistant I wanted for my birthday

OK Google, play despacito

I don't have dyslexia.

I have google home.

I have a Google car but I sleep in it

I guess you can call it Google home...

Tech Companies are getting into Showers.

A Google shower would make you sign in to Google+, track how many times per day you shower, then sell it to advertisers.
A Facebook shower would have a camera watch you so you can share it with your friends
An Apple shower would only work with an obscure showerhead that uses a non-standard connection, would be no longer supported after 5 years, and would force you to buy a new home to upgrade.
A Linux shower would require that you first spend 40 years becoming a master plumber, carpenter, engineer, and electrician, renovate your entire house from the ground up to install it, and would not be compatible with your utility company's water.

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