Goog Jokes
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Google just bought Fitbit
Now they can track your steps online as well as offline
So if google glass got a virus..
Would it be called malware or malwear?
How do you know google is a male? Because it knows everything.
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Is Google a woman?
I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions.
Bill Gates: "Why don't you tell me why Bing failed"
Bill gates: So why don't you tell me why Bing failed.
Board: We feel there was a public nescience towards Bing.
Bill gates: Nescience? Let me Goog- Oh I see what you mean.
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Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "h**... poem"?
Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber. The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober.
Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?
Because it crashes all the time.
*Disclaimer - shameless chrome user*
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Is Google a Boy or a Girl?
A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said.
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Google can be so insensitive
Today is Stevie Wonder's 65th birthday, but instead Google have some Inge girl. I'd be upset if I was Stevie. but thank God he hasn't seen Google today!
I googled "boiled eggs microwave" and learned that is possible but the eggs might explode.
Good news everyone, I like eggs and explosions. I can't lose.
I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r'
It was the longest 3 hours of my life.
What's better, Google or Yahoo?
Let's Google it.
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Google Page 2
The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2.
Google fiber mission statement
Bringing you a more regular internet.
How does Google clean their facilities?
They use Google Mops.
Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom...
... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.
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Is Google male or female?
Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity.
Google is the #1 company in the world.
How about them apples ?
Google+ is like the gym of social networking.
We all join it, but nobody uses it.
If you Google "lost mediaeval servant boy"
You get "This page cannot be found".
How does Google celebrate its birthday?
With a search party.
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Goog One Liners
Which goog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goog? I can suggest the ones about bundy and chrome.
- I put some googly eyes in my toilet bowl last week. Let's just say it's seen some $h!t.
