Goofy Jokes
25 goofy jokes and hilarious goofy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goofy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make any day brighter with a few goofy jokes! Read on for a few funny and quirky jokes for work, her, and him. Joke around with Donald Duck, Minnie Mouse, and more to get a good laugh!
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Funniest Goofy Short Jokes
Short goofy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goofy humour may include short foolish jokes also.
- What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
- Whenever my boss asks, "Having fun yet?" I say, "Are you kidding, this is my Disneyland!"
because my boss is a rat, my co-workers are goofy and this is a Mickey Mouse operation. - The great thing about goofy people is that they're always goofing off Now jerks on the other hand...
- How do you tell if someone is Ron DeSantis? Hates Mickey.
Looks Goofy.
Acts like Donald. - ''Hey kid, do you know which dwarf planet used to be the ninth planet?'' ''I know...it's Goofy!''
''...What?''
''Isn't it named after a dog in Disney?'' - Mickey Mouse is at the lawyers office.. The lawyer says "you can't divorce Minnie just because she has big teeth"
Mickey say " I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she's f\*\*king Goofy" - Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To get to the other side of Chris Christie.
From the book:
Donald Trump Is F**king Goofy: Jokes and Limericks - Goofy is the only Disney character who has had s**... and has a child.... I bet it was d**....
- Why did Donald Trump fall asleep on the toilet? He thought he was in a rest room.
From the book: Donald Trump is F**king Goofy - Why does Donald Trump keep saying he has a great relationship with The b**...? Because he financed their daughter Rebecca's music video Friday .
From the book: DONALD TRUMP IS F**KING GOOFY
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Goofy One Liners
Which goofy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goofy? I can suggest the ones about silly and funny.
- What is Goofy's favorite brand of shoe? Hyuck Taylors
- Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey? She was feeling Goofy at the time
- what do you call a goofy yak that's allergic to gluten? celiac silly yak
- If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be? Gawrsh Brooks
- What's Goofy in Canada? A Canyuck nyuck nyuck
- What is the same thing as a goofy cow? A silly bull.
- Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was f**...' Goofy.
- Why is Mickey mad at Minnie Cuz she's f**...' Goofy
- I hear Goofy got laid. I bet they did it d**....
- I hear Goofy got laid. I bet it was d**... sryle.
Hilarious Goofy Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about goofy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goofy pranks.
[Prop comedy] When you're at a formal event,
roll up both ends of your tie and ask, "Which end do you think's gonna unfurl the fastest?"
After they make their guess (or sarcastic remark)--pause for effect--create the atmosphere-- and let them drop!
They'll look at the tie first, then slowly pan up to your goofy grin..
and that's when you raise your arms and exclaim, "It's a ***TIE***!!"
Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...
Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey s**..." in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the u**... came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."
A lonely man sits at the bar...
He watches a goofy looking little man sitting and talking to a gorgeous lady, eventually walking out arm in arm.
He asks the bartender "How does he do that?"
Bartender replies "I dunno. He's here every night, and takes home the prettiest lady in the bar every time. And all he does is sit back there in that booth and lick his eyebrows."
Mickey mouse is getting a divorce
Mickey mouse goes to a lawyer and says he wants a divorce. Lawyer says "unfortunately you can't divorce your wife cause she is crazy" Mickey says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f**king Goofy"
One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.
The graffiti wrote "Mickey s**...".
The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.
The bad news is, the u**... is from Goofy.
The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.
