Gooey Jokes

What are some Gooey jokes?

My girlfriend was surprised and happy when I handed her my wallet before she went out with her girlfriends for her birthday. The look on her face soured however when she held the gooey cash in her hands.

I think she misunderstood me when I said I recently came into some money.

What's White & Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

I like my women like I like my calzones

Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part.

Three Blind Men

Three blind men were disputing whether an elephant was like a snake, wall, or a tree trunk.

Meanwhile, three blind elephants agreed that humans were a kind of gooey paste.

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