Goodyear Tire Jokes

Funniest Goodyear Tire Short Jokes

Short goodyear tire jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goodyear tire humour may include short tires jokes also.

1. What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
   (Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this)
2. I had a fun childhood, my dad used to push me down the hill in old tires They were Goodyears
3. I always visit my local tire shop on New Years. Because then I will know it will be a goodyear.
4. A friend of mine just told me he replaces his tires every year. Can you believe that? I usually get a goodyear or two out of mine.

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Goodyear Tire One Liners

Which goodyear tire one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goodyear tire? I can suggest the ones about flat tire and popped tire.

1. What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear
2. How long does it take to eat a tire? *A Goodyear*
3. did you hear about the wine they made from a tire? appearantly it was a goodyear
4. I set a record at my company for 12 straight quarters in tire sales They were Goodyears.
5. 2017 did not tire me It was a Goodyear™
6. I don't like working at Goodyear... It's very tiring
7. I used to work for Goodyear, but I had to quit... I got too tired.
8. If you think your job tires you... ...try working for Goodyear

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