Goodyear Jokes
34 goodyear jokes and hilarious goodyear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goodyear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of Goodyear tire jokes! From jokes about the Goodyear blimp to ones about unicycles and rubber, these jokes will have you laughing your way through the night - even if you're shitfaced!
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Funniest Goodyear Short Jokes
Short goodyear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goodyear humour may include short unicycle jokes also.
- What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
(Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this) - I had a fun childhood, my dad used to push me down the hill in old tires They were Goodyears
- I always visit my local tire shop on New Years. Because then I will know it will be a goodyear.
- Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp? Now they call it the LED zeppelin.
- A friend of mine just told me he replaces his tires every year. Can you believe that? I usually get a goodyear or two out of mine.
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Goodyear One Liners
Which goodyear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goodyear? I can suggest the ones about rubber and goodyear tire.
- What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear
- Difference between Trump and a dump truck? Four Goodyears.
- How long does it take to eat a tire? *A Goodyear*
- How long does it take to get your blimp license? A GoodYear or so
- did you hear about the wine they made from a tire? appearantly it was a goodyear
- I set a record at my company for 12 straight quarters in tire sales They were Goodyears.
- 2017 did not tire me It was a Goodyear™
- I don't like working at Goodyear... It's very tiring
- How man condoms can you make from a car tyre? 365 if it's a goodyear!
- I used to work for Goodyear, but I had to quit... I got too tired.
- what do you get between goodyear and eminem? blimp shady
- Why was the tyre happy? Because it was a goodyear.
- If you think your job tires you... ...try working for Goodyear
Great Goodyear Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about goodyear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean attire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goodyear pranks.
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Given that the US has now shot down three balloons (or suspected balloons) this week....
Whoever is flying the Goodyear blimp at the super bowl tonight had better have b**... of steel.
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Aggie t**... hijack the Goodyear blimp!
They bounced off of 4 skyscrapers before surrendering.
Court Case
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
