Goodyear Jokes

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What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms?

A Goodyear

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear while the others a great year.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.

(Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this)

If you have protected sex for 365 days straight, then melt the condoms down and mold a tire from them, what would you call it?

A Fucking GoodYear.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year.

What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

If you had sex 365 times in one year and melted the rubbers down to make a tire, what would you call it?

A fucking Goodyear! ! !

What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs?

One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down into a tire and call it a GoodYear.

How long does it take to eat a tire?

*A Goodyear*

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear; the others a fucking amazing year.

How long does it take to get your blimp license?

A GoodYear or so

What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

One's a goodyear. The other is a great year!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Mould them into a tire, and call it a GoodYear

What do you do with 365 condoms?

Make them into a tyre and call it a Goodyear

What's the difference between a car tire and 300 blow jobs?

One's a Goodyear the other is a great year.

Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp?

Now they call it the LED zeppelin.

What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day?

One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Make a tire out of them...... call it a Goodyear

What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms?

The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

What should you do with 365 used rubbers?

Melt 'em into a tire and call it a GoodYear

I don't like working at Goodyear...

It's very tiring

A friend of mine just told me he replaces his tires every year. Can you believe that?

I usually get a goodyear or two out of mine.

What the difference between a tyre and a thousand used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear and ones a bloody good year!!

What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs?

One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year.

I used to work for Goodyear, but I had to quit...

I got too tired.

How man condoms can you make from a car tyre?

365 if it's a goodyear!

Aggie terrorist hijack the Goodyear blimp!

They bounced off of 4 skyscrapers before surrendering.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One is a goodyear, the other is a fucking good year!

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.



#### What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?



One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year.

Why was the tyre happy?

Because it was a goodyear.

What's the difference between a tire, and receiving oral sex every day for a year?

One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking great year.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One is a Goodyear and the other is one hell of a good year.

If you think your job tires you...

...try working for Goodyear

What's the difference between all year tyres and all year sex?

One's a Goodyear and the others a Great year

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 days?

One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!

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