Goodbye Work Jokes
22 goodbye work jokes and hilarious goodbye work puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about goodbye work that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Goodbye Work Short Jokes
Short goodbye work jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goodbye work humour may include short goodbye jokes also.
- My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.
- My wife left a note on the refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye" I opened it and it works just fine..
- Yo' Mama is so ugly \*\*..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\*\*
- I came home from work, and my girlfriend had left a note on the fridge saying 'it's not working, goodbye'. I opened it and it's working just fine
- My German friend, Sepp, was leaving to go home. I said, "Goodbye Sepp."
He said, "Thanks. I've been working out." - Your mother is so ugly your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye
- Am a joker haha My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying This is not working goodbye Just opened the fridge & it's working fine very strange
- My girlfriend left on a note on the refrigerator saying this is not workinc, goodbye. I opened the refrigerator and it seemed to be working just fine
- My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "It isn't working, I'm sorry. Goodbye." When I opened the fridge though it seemed to be working.
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Goodbye Work One Liners
Which goodbye work one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with goodbye work? I can suggest the ones about good bye and quitting work.
- Yo mamma so ugly Your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
- Yo mama so ugly, your father brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Goodbye Work Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about goodbye work you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leaving work jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make goodbye work pranks.
A dad puts his little girl to sleep...
And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right".
The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence.
The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" and the dad went along with it.
The next day the grandma died and the dad thought that she knew who would die next!
Several weeks later, the dad puts his girl to sleep and the girl says, "Goodbye Daddy" and the dad freaked out when he left the room.
He stayed at the office until midnight jumping at every sound he heard. When he came to his house at 1am and crawls into the bed, his wife says
Wife :: Why were you at work so late?
Husband :: I had a terrible day..
Wife :: What happened?
Husband :: I don't want to talk about it.
Wife :: Well, you won't believe the day I had! My golf pro died right in front of me during golf lessons!
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On the base a Private First Class (PFC) was working in the car repair shop. The phone rang.
He answered. The man on the phone asked, "When will my car be fixed?"
PFC: "Can't talk now I am working on some annoying General's car."
General: "Do you know who this is?"
PFC: "No."
General: "This is the ANNOYING GENERAL!"
PFC: "Well, do you know who this is?"
General: "No."
PFC: "Good, goodbye!"
A baby was born...
A baby was born and during its christening, mutters God bless Mummy, god bless Daddy, god bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa and the next day the Grandpa suddenly dies.
A few weeks pass and the baby speaks up again, babbling God bless Mummy, god bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma and sure enough the next day, Grandma dies.
A couple months pass and the Dad overhears the baby talking to itself again, saying God bless Mummy, goodbye Daddy and Dad goes to work the next morning absolutely petrified. Yet, he manages to survive the whole day.
At the dinner table, he asks his wife how her day was and she responds...
Oh, it was terrible! The postman died on our doorstep!
A postman is on his last day at work.
The people on his route all know and like him, and as he does his rounds on his last day people give him cards and little gifts.
When he gets to one house, the door opens and the lady of the house invites him in. She takes him to the table and serves him a beautiful breakfast. Afterwards, she invites him upstairs where she does her all to please him in bed. On his way out, she kisses him goodbye and slips him a dollar.
He says, "Thank you for the breakfast and the amazing s**..., but what's this dollar for?"
She says, "When we found out you were retiring, I asked my husband what we should do. He said, 'fuck him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
Gone fishing
The husband came home from work Friday afternoon and told his wife he'll be going fishing for the weekend with his friends from work. The suspicious wife ever so kindly offered to pack for him. She went unto their closet and threw a duffle bag full of clothes and toiletries together. Having loaded up his truck, the husband kissed his lovely wife goodbye and took off for the weekend.
On Sunday evening, the husband returned home. The wife cheerfully asked her husband how his weekend was. The husband exclaimed it was great and he had a great time with his friends. However, he told his wife, that he couldn't find his PJs so he was forced to sleep in his jeans the whole weekend. The wife got up from her seat and slapped her husband, and yelled "THEY WERE IN YOUR TACKLE BOX!"
A terrible situation.
A young couple wakes up for work and begin their normal routine. They each shower, get dressed, tell each other they love them, and give them a kiss goodbye before taking off.
The husband gets to work and has a voicemail from the hospital. It's a doctor, "Sir, there's been an accident, you need to come to the hospital now." The man freaks out and rushes to the hospital.
When he arrives, the doctor comes out of the operating room.
"Doc, please! What's going on?"
"I'm so sorry, your wife was involved in a very serious accident...I'm so sorry, she's paralyzed from the neck down. You're going to have quit your job, bathe her, feed her, and take care of her in every aspect of life."
The man starts to break down.
"No! No! How can this be!"
"I'm so sorry sir."
"We just got into a good spot! How can I do this on my own? I can't quit my job, how could I afford all this!" The man is crying profusely.
Just then the doctor says, "Just kiddin' man she's dead!"
The boy went to say his nightly prayers....
His father listened from the door as the boy said "God bless mommy, God bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, goodbye grandpa"
The next day the family awoke to found the grandpa dead, but brushed it off as an awful coincidence.
A few days go by and the boy is saying his prayer "God bless mommy, God bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma."
Sure enough the next day she is dead, and the father is starting to really freak out.
A week goes by and the boy is saying his prayers "God bless mommy, goodbye Daddy"
The next day the father wakes up, goes to work, and stresses the entire day about his fate. When he gets home he is upset and wants to console with his wife. She is also upset and he asks what wrong.
She says "You'll never believe what happened today the mailman came to deliver the mail and dropped dead right on the doorstep"
The interviewing robot.
A big company bought a robot. Many people applied for work there so its job was to sort through the job applicants. After setting it up, the managers invited the first person for his interview.
HELLO.
>Hello.
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
>No.
GOODBYE.
After this, a second applicant entered the room.
HELLO.
>Hi.
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
>Yes, I do.
DO YOU SMOKE?
>Yes.
GOODBYE.
So far - so good. A third man went next.
HELLO.
>Howdy, partner!
GOODBYE.
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy.
Goodbye Grampa."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it.
The next day, the Grandfather died.
A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."
The next day the grandmother died.
Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation.
One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers.
"God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."
This nearly gave the father a heart attack.
He didn’t say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic.
He stayed all through lunch and dinner.
Finally after midnight he went home.
He was still alive!
When he got home he appologised to his wife.
"I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today."
"You think you’ve had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled,
"The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"